My wife left me because of my gambling addiction. She said I was a fool.
She's no better.
What's worse than being with a fool?
Fooling with a bee.
April Fool’s is my least favorite holiday…
It’s a f*cking joke.
Ancestry.com tried to fool me into believing that I'm Swedish, but I refuse to believe it...
...I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.
"Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay?"
In the spirit of Halloween! Why are vampires so easy to fool?
Because they're suckers!
When I was walking down the street, I ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
“Poor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?”
The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
How do you fool an idiot into expecting something funny?
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me 92,423 times you're a weatherman.
Why can't you fool a 2 day old baby?
They weren't born yesterday
There’s a sailor who is always finding fool’s gold
We call him the iron pirate.
Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to “Yler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.
Because he Missed-A-T.
Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."
The priest then turned to her.
"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday!
Fool me once shame on you, teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life
How to fool....
People into clicking on your post.
My wife told me I was a fool to try and build a car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.
Yesterday, I ran into a Hollywood celebrity, who kept yelling , “I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
I ran into a Hollywood celebrity at a bar. He had a mullet and kept yelling, “I piy the fool! I piy the fool!”
I said, “Hey, you missed a t.”
