My wife left me because of my gambling addiction. She said I was a fool.

She's no better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2022
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What's worse than being with a fool?

Fooling with a bee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Giantsgiants
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2022
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April Fool’s is my least favorite holiday…

It’s a f*cking joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/isaacamaraderie
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2022
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Ancestry.com tried to fool me into believing that I'm Swedish, but I refuse to believe it...

...I wasn't Bjorn yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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"Fool me once - I'm mad. Fool me twice - How could you? Fool me three times - You're officially that guy, okay?"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retroman_86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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In the spirit of Halloween! Why are vampires so easy to fool?

Because they're suckers!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brae123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2021
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When I was walking down the street, I ran into a celebrity with a Mohawk and jewelry. He looked at me and said, β€œI piy the fool!”

I said, β€œHey, you missed a T.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2018
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I pity the fool who doesnt get this pun!!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cREDBARON
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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β€œPoor old fool.” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskeys, the gentleman thought he’d humor the old man and asked, β€œSo how many have you caught today?”

The old man replied, β€œYou’re the eighth.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How do you fool an idiot into expecting something funny?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DBoayy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.

Fool me 92,423 times you're a weatherman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Why can't you fool a 2 day old baby?

They weren't born yesterday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zap9219
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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There’s a sailor who is always finding fool’s gold

We call him the iron pirate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Are those cut out lungs? Or did they fool us with stake?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_need_meme_12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2018
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People say I'm not quite a fool

I'm fool-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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My name is Tyler. Yesterday I got an email addressed to β€œYler”. I pity the fool who makes a mistake like that.

Because he Missed-A-T.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tylerjarvis
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."

The priest then turned to her.

"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s

They were literally born yesterday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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Fool me once shame on you, teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life
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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherealredditor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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How to fool....

People into clicking on your post.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That1_carguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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My wife told me I was a fool to try and build a car out of spaghetti.

You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnethacker
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2015
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Yesterday, I ran into a Hollywood celebrity, who kept yelling , β€œI piy the fool!”

I said, β€œHey, you missed a T.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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I ran into a Hollywood celebrity at a bar. He had a mullet and kept yelling, β€œI piy the fool! I piy the fool!”

I said, β€œHey, you missed a t.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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