Food Creatures Puns

A list of puns related to "Food Creatures"

My mom was talking about pairing wine with food: "Some people over complicate it. This one with sea creatures, that one for everything else"

Dad:

> ...'C' creatures... like cows? Chickens?

Mom:

> .............

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👤︎ u/mynameipaul
📅︎ Dec 28 2016
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Apparently, when hungry, wild goldfish will attack any other sea creature to steal their food, except for large fish with fins.

Because then they'd they'd be jumping the shark.

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👤︎ u/MightyOtaku
📅︎ Jan 07 2019
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Hit my nephew with a classic.

My mom, brother, dad and I were making the food for the dinner. When one of my nephews says "I'm hungry!" My dad and I both had a twinkle in our eyes, so I turn around, and with the most amount of sarcasm I could muster, I said: "Hi hungry, I'm jesusdo." My wife heard me in the living room, and said "oh leave the poor creature alone." My nephew said "I'm serious!" Then my dad said "but I thought that you were hungry a second ago."

Edit: added my dad's response.

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👤︎ u/jesusdo
📅︎ Nov 27 2014
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