What did the ceiling fan say?

WOOHOO! YEAH NO. 1! GO CEILING!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toe_Tapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2017
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Got my wife while playing with the baby

My 2 year old son has these giant foam letters and numbers that he loves to play with. The other day he was running around with the number 4 and handed it to me with a smile. I then hung it over my ear and asked him:

What's an ear four?

My wife began to laugh, caught herself and shook her head.

I just hope my material stays this fresh when he can really understand what I'm saying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattityahu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2016
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My dad said he got me icecream...

He handed me this bowl of ice-cream and it ended up being hardened "Great Stuff" insulation foam covered in chocolate.

Typical Dad prank....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yetti35
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2014
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