Fluff Puns

A list of puns related to "Fluff"

Every year on Ash Wednesday, my friend stops using isopropyl in lieu of dryer fluff...

He gives up alcohol for lint.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 26 2020
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Not a joke: does anyone have any Dad jokes that I can use on my 5-year-old? I see maybe one joke per week on here that she would understand. Do we need a r/youngerdadjokes?

Punchline

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👤︎ u/Tippopotamus
📅︎ Jun 01 2020
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I wrote an article on pillows

It was really just a fluff piece

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👤︎ u/Assregionalmanager
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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My wife bought 9 pillows for our bed claiming it's a necessary aesthetic

But I think it's unnecessary fluff.

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👤︎ u/AureliusCM
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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What do you call an acid with an attitude?

a-mean-o-acid

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👤︎ u/13Ergophobia
📅︎ Feb 25 2019
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When regularly checking in on my bedridden girlfriend

I did my best owl impression, complete with hooting noises and flappy wings, whilst offering tea, backrubs and pillow fluffs. When she finally asked what I was doing I replied "my owly check".

I'd like to say the groan was due to ailment, but it was all me.

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👤︎ u/Beardy_Will
📅︎ Aug 25 2016
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What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint

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👤︎ u/elucify
📅︎ Jul 05 2013
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What’s pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff. What’s yellow and fluffy? Yellow fluff. What’s blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding it’s breath

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👤︎ u/karenbradshaw85
📅︎ May 17 2018
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Not a dad yet, but I can feel the terrible puns trying to break free.

Tried a new pillow last night and when I woke up today my wife asked me if I thought it was comfortable enough. "It has it's fluffs and downs" I said. Much eye rolling was had.

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👤︎ u/GazelleThree
📅︎ Feb 23 2014
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I couldn't be prouder of my wife.

Watching the local news and they come to their end of the broadcast fluff piece. Tonight it was about a farmer growing a 2000lb pumpkin.

Me: "Wow"

Her: "Oh my gourd!"

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👤︎ u/DV8_2XL
📅︎ Oct 14 2014
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What’s pink and fluffy?

Pink fluff.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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What's pink and fluffy ?

Pink fluff

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👤︎ u/EdGacey
📅︎ May 20 2017
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