My dwarf girlfriend has been a bit down recently, as people have been making comments about her height

So when she gets home from work, i’ve got her flowers, chocolates, wine and I’m going to run her a nice hot sink

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📅︎ Feb 01 2019
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My boss put a plant on my desk

So earlier, my boss put a plant on my desk with some flowers on the bottom and then a weird stick plant thing reaching out from the top. One of the guys as he headed out said, "Wow, nice plant."

Me: "I thought I would really try to reach my roots and branch out a bit. It seems to be working."

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