He denied everything, but the police found substantial levy dents.
Using the mildewey decimal system!
Rather worried, Noah said “But my Lord, have the people not been good this time? Must there be another flood?”
“No, there will not be a flood, the people have been good.” Said the Lord.
“Then why another ark?” Asked Noah.
“I wish for this ark to only house fish.” The Lord replied.
A slightly confused Noah responded “Okay... I shall do as you wish my Lord.”
“But not just any fish; only carp.” The Lord said unto him.
Noah, now more bemused, replied “Uh- okay my Lord.”
“One more thing.” The Lord said unto him “it needs to have multiple levels.”
“Are you sure my Lord? What is the purpose of this? What on earth is it all for?” Noah pressed.
And God said: “I want you to build a multi-story carp-ark.”
Passed from my father unto me, to pass onto my son when he becomes a father.
Unfortunately, he didn't remember where he arked.
Because it's an emergent sea.
His boss found out, and now he’s in deep shit.
All the clothes are now Superwet
It's an emergent-sea!
I don't know if this was the right choice, but I decided to tsunami.
You’ll only make it worse
Canalbalism
I think he was just deluge-ional.
His spine.
(i meant into not info)
Let that sink inn!
The marina is now under water so I guess it is now a submariner.
...and so off they went two by two, and within a few weeks Noah heard the chatter of tiny monkeys, the snarl of tiny tigers and the stomp of baby elephants.
Then he heard something he didn't recognise… a loud, revving buzz coming from the woods. He went in to find out what strange animal's offspring was making this noise, and discovered a pair of snakes wielding a chainsaw.
"What on earth are you doing?" he cried. "You're destroying the trees!"
"Well Noah," the snakes replied, "we tried to multiply as you bade us, but we're adders… so we have to use logs."
Sounds like they're a bunch of quacks to me.
But I didn't want to cause a Seine.
God: "I Noah guy"
The ark of the coven ant.
So he could send in a Sub.
I keep hearing talk about giving the country sank shins.
Because it's an emergent sea.
