Fire engine red Puns

Because they are always Russian.

One of my 65-year-old dad’s favorite jokes.

You'd be red too, if you had your hose stretched across the street...

So I dyed my hair fire engine super bright red. I come into work the next day and my dad, who works with me, sees it. He looks at my hair for a moment and then asks: "So is this how you express yourself?" Taken aback I answer "I guess, yea it's one way" "Well, you must be very angry with yourself" chuckles at his own joke, and walks away.