You know it's a great dadjoke when you say something and your family groans, but the stranger dad behind you laughs.

I was out looking at beds with the family.

Wife: "I really like this bed."

Me: "I like it too, but I think this one is bedder."

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📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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I joined the figure skating team to pick up girls...

literally.

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👤︎ u/RoninK
📅︎ Jan 21 2017
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My dad this morning on team Canada figure skating in the Olympics

Mom: "Oh look, Team Canada is in second place for team figure skating!"

Dad: "Oh, that figures."

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📅︎ Feb 09 2014
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Friend and I were watching figure skating on the Olympics

Me: Why is it called short-program skating?

Friend: Because it's the 20 second Olympics.

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My 10 year old daughter

Has a figure skating competition in about a month. So I'm asking her if she's ready. She tells me she needs to straighten out her axle. To which I respond "you can't be driving around with a crooked axle" And my 8 year old son says "you'll drive right off the road" I've trained him well.

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👤︎ u/irontan
📅︎ Oct 30 2013
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Winter Olympics

Watching the Olympics tonight and I had a perfect opportunity.

TV shows the outside of the figure skating arena.

Wife: that building is soo cool.

Me: that is how they keep the ice in skating condition after all.

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📅︎ Feb 15 2014
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