A list of puns related to "Figure skate"
I was out looking at beds with the family.
Wife: "I really like this bed."
Me: "I like it too, but I think this one is bedder."
literally.
Mom: "Oh look, Team Canada is in second place for team figure skating!"
Dad: "Oh, that figures."
Me: Why is it called short-program skating?
Friend: Because it's the 20 second Olympics.
Has a figure skating competition in about a month. So I'm asking her if she's ready. She tells me she needs to straighten out her axle. To which I respond "you can't be driving around with a crooked axle" And my 8 year old son says "you'll drive right off the road" I've trained him well.
Watching the Olympics tonight and I had a perfect opportunity.
TV shows the outside of the figure skating arena.
Wife: that building is soo cool.
Me: that is how they keep the ice in skating condition after all.
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