Which generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
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Remember to buy a fifth on the Third for the Fourth or you may not be able to go forth on the Fifth.

Because the liquor stores will be closed for 2 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pixeldoodlecat
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My embarrassing hobby is covering the fifth letter of the alphabet in a thin layer of gold …

It's a gilt-E pleasure.

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What do you call a suicidal Japanese fighter pilot wearing a traditional Jewish hat?

A Yamakaze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sjmaeff
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_beard2
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Be careful insulting fire fighters

Always make sure it is a controlled burn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adelie42
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My career as a street fighter didn't last very long.

I broke my hand punching a curb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

(stolen from Twitter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bgva
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For generations every male in my family has made and passed on their dad jokes

Guess you could call it pop culture

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Where did all the G.I. Joe fighters train?

At the "Yo, Joe!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
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Generating all our electricity from solar power...

is not going to happen overnight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
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I discovered a treasure trove of old dad jokes my grandfather had stashed away for future generations...

It was a virtual corny-copia of wit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Foo fighters

My dad when a foo fighters song comes on the radio:

β€œHave you ever heard of that band called the Flu Fighters?! They’re sick!”

Good one dad, good one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sammylexy
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.

I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
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Why were the Foo Fighters in the kitchen?

They had another confection to make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pazdispencer
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β€œMy fifth grade teacher started the first day of school by expressing her doubts and apprehension for the year ahead.”

β€œOh, that’s awful. Who was that?”

β€œMiss Givings.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sellwinerugs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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What covid vaccine did Sagat from Street Fighter take?

Pfizer! Pfizer! Pfizer!

Sagat Tiger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChadRStewart
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Why is that fighter smiling?

Because he's gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
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9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....

Quaranteens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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2000’s kids are generation Z and 80’s-90’s kids are generation Y, if we keep going back we get to generation U.

If you have wine from that time is it genuine?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deaderson
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Waiter: β€œHow do you like your steak, sir”?

Sir: β€œLike winning an argument with my wife”.

Waiter β€œRare it is!”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boredhanda
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Why do fighter pilots hate playing golf?

They keep hitting bogeys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WW2historynut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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I made a dad joke generator

I don’t know if I am allowed to post this but I just made a dad joke generator. Hope you guys like it. If I am breaking the rule, please let me know I don’t mind withdrawing the post. Here’s the link:

https://kiranojhanp.github.io/random-joke-generator/

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What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?

A sonic boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zuwiboiii
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When one member of Foo Fighters left, how many fighters were left?

A few fighters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaleBennett
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Who is the best Kung fu vegetable?

Brocc Lee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AvidReader898
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2021
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The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...

He was gladiator

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The government just banned the fifth month of the calendar year.

Everyone was dismayed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xnphls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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The younger generations may not get this one!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinarybloke1963
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Choose your fighter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atarangi_
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My generation's zombies didn't run..

They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I swear I was born in the wrong generation. Nowadays everyone is addicted to their phones.

I wish I was born in the 80's when everyone was addicted to Cocaine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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This one generated a lot of buzz on r/memes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Epiphany81964
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The youngest girl in our family wants to be a male semiconductor device for amplifying, controlling, and generating electrical signals when she grows up.

She's my trans sister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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God said to Moses come forth my son

But the silly bastard tripped and came fifth

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The Lord said "come forth and you shall receive life."

John came fifth and won a toaster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iWimpout
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The next generation will be Cup, Plate, and Bowl
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geng_r
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
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Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecniklee
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Wow. Today in med school I found out bad stuff is generated by one's hips...

It's a waist product.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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Why does the older generation hate the young lazy kids

They didn't do anything, to deserve that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/your_username_sux
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My 9 year old told me this: What happens if you party to hard on May the Fourth?

>! Revenge of the Fifth!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BockBock2000
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong too?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/marijuanamama_
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icu451
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Generating all of our power from solar energy ....

... its not going to happen overnight!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Awesome-79
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen-A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitalily
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye45_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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What generation does Forest Gump belong to

Gen A

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πŸ‘€︎ u/got_nohandz
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What generation does Forrest Gump belong to?

Gen A.

Edit: thank you for the award!

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