Sad news fellas, I broke up with my girlfriend Lorraine. She found out I was seeing another girl, Claire Lee. Good news though, I can see Claire Lee now, Lorraine is gone.
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2021
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2 cannibals start eating a fella

One starts at the head, one starts at the feet

one goes to the other - "how's it going?"

the other goes - "I'm having a ball"

first cannibal goes - "slow down, you're eating too fast"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snozzcumberbatch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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Lonely lonely fella...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WankieTankie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Dr William Archibald Spooner, the creator of spoonerisms was well known to be a smart fella.

The dirty bastard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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My neighbour banged on my door at 3am, screaming and shouting hysterically, the poor fella..

Luckily, I was up practicing my drums at the time..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dontmeenafing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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A fella from Alaska moved to San Diego and asked how he'd summerize his car

I told him four wheels, a seat and an engine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirty_boris
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Did you hear about the fella who tried to cut his own hair?

He was rushed to hospital with a hairline fracture

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wholesome_cream
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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Economy am I right fellas?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalistobalisto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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Let him know, fellas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/An_average_one
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If any of you single *fellas here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do:

On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.

On the other hand, you don’t.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewfussss
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Poor Fella
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRR2012
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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Enjoy the fruits of my labour, igotta yeet soon fellas
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Did you hear about the fella that lost the left half of his body?

He's all right now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crestfallencorpse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Two homeless fellas are squatting in an abandoned house down the road.

I guess it's cheaper than a gym membership.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Stairs, jinky fellas

Last night my dad fell down the stairs and broke his hip. Mom took him to the ER and I met them there. The nurse comes in to ask what happen and my dad explained he tripped going up the stairs. Nurse tries to joke that β€œstairs are jinky fellas always trying to trip people” to which I relied β€œyup, can’t trust β€˜um, they are always up to something”.

-mic drop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gusthemouse
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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This little fella hasn't moved all day ! Pro-cat-stination At its best
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2017
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This little fella hasn't moved all day ! Pro-cat-stination At its best
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fair_SOTS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2017
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Poor little fella... i.reddituploads.com/670d0…
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2017
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Fella with psoriasis goes into a pub and orders a bacon sandwich.

Barman says, sorry we don't serve rashers in here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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A fella with a chemical symbol tattoo

I asked him what chemical it was.

"Caffeine" was his reply.

It was only polite to apologize for my inquisitiveness: It would have kept me up all night trying to work it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PsychoPhilosopher
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2014
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