FOR PICK-UP ONLY: It's about 10+ years old (bought used from a neighbor, original owners). Two caster wheels in the front of machine, none in the back. Therefore, it would have to be supported in some way in the back as you move the machine on its 2 front wheels, otherwise the underside of the machine will scrape with the floor/ground. The machine is used, I've had it for 2 years. the underside of the machine started leaking about a year ago. I solved this problem by passing the mop about twice per wash, or risk having a puddle in my kitchen. A repair person could easily fix this, or you may mop away as I have. Other than that, my dishes come out very clean and it saved me the chore of washing dishes by hand. Send Message if interested. Thank You!
RAMASSAGE SEULEMENT: Il est vieux d'environ 10 ans et + (achetΓ© d'occasion Γ un voisin, propriΓ©taires d'origine). Deux roues pivotantes Γ l'avant de la machine, aucune Γ l'arriΓ¨re. Par consΓ©quent, il devrait Γͺtre supportΓ© en quelque sorte en arriΓ¨re lorsque vous dΓ©placez la machine sur ses deux roues avant, sinon la partie infΓ©rieure de la machine grattera contre le sol/plancher. La machine, je l'ai Γ mon tour depuis 2 ans. Le dessous de la machine s'est mis Γ couler il y a environ un an. J'ai rΓ©solu ce problΓ¨me en passant la moppe environ deux fois par cycle de lavage, au risque d'avoir une flaque d'eau dans ma cuisine. Un rΓ©parateur pourrait facilement rΓ©soudre ce problΓ¨me, ou vous pouvez continuer de passer la moppe comme moi j'avais fait. En tout cas, mes plats sortent trΓ¨s propres et la machine m'a sauvΓ© la corvΓ©e de la vaisselle Γ la main. SVP envoyez-moi un message en privΓ© si intΓ©ressΓ©. Merci!
Dimensions: hauteur 36.5po, av. roues / long. 26.5po / larg. 24.25po
H2L 1R8 / MontrΓ©al Centre-Sud
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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Not related to Dr Krieger's 'jazz hands'.
One Shot
Edit: Spellin
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"And you want me to greet the human envoy first."
Noipmahc paused mid workout, genuinely confused by this government officials odd request.
"Why....?"
The weedy little pen pusher squirmed on the spot in discomfort. Unsurprising really, the sweaty atmosphere of the teams private gym would haver hardly have been familiar ground for him.
"Perhaps you could review the proposal in private? Like your teams managers office perhaps?"
"Ho! This is my office right here little one, and don't wave your documents in my face either - that's just a formality for the managers after you tell me and the bois exactly why I'm needed on a diplomatic mission of all things?!"
The other members of the gym looked around guiltily, subtly wasn't a strong suit of anyone who played the violent contact sport Gniltserw, let alone the members of the running champion team 'bois'.
Trying not to breath too deeply, the official complied.
"We are receiving an important human species envoy for trade talks to assist with our current financial crisis. We want to represent our planet with the very best we have!"
The way his tiny voice rose almost made the last part sound like an accusation, not the declaration it was supposed to be. But this only served to confuse Noipmahc even more, why would an envoy want to meet a sports star? Why was he to meet the envoy first instead of a diplomat? A fan of his perhaps?
His pause while he thought made the official realised he had still not gotten through, and continued.
"We haven't had much contact with this human species through official means and our research indicates that there is some sort of traditional ritual combat on arrival. YOU are our best Gniltserw player, you will represent us!"
Combat? Him?
Shouldn't they want a military person for that, not a sporting star?
Maybe the government didn't want to intimidate the envoy, show strength but not too much power. It made a certain kind of sense.
Well why not? So long as it didn't delay his training schedule too much, and 'species representative' would look good on his resume.
"I had better be getting paid well for this" as the pen pushers smile became just a little more genuine.
"Don't worry, we will show you what is required."
~~~
Ambassador Aaron fought a desperate battle of strength and integrity to remain calm and in control.
But there was no denying he was losing.
It took all his willpower not
... keep reading on reddit β‘Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
