Last night, me and the boys snuck onto the farm and went around feeding the cows $5 bills.

I do love me some cow tipping.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toxic_Gorilla
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Took my kid to the farm for the first time.

I grew up on the farm, but my son was a city boy. We get there:

Son: I smell butt! Me: No, you smell dairy air.

He rolled his eyes, but I think I thought I heard him chuckle under his breath.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growlingbear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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My son will make a great dad someday.

Wife and I were in the kitchen talking about these new steaks we've been getting from Farm Boy. She's worried we won't be able to find such good steaks when we move.

Teenage son walks in the room, "sounds like you guys are having a pretty high-stakes conversation."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesusporkchop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2014
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