Fancy Dress Party Puns

A list of puns related to "Fancy Dress Party"

I turned up at the fancy dress party dressed as a football.

I was immediately kicked out.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Jan 14 2021
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Last night I went to a fancy dress party dressed as a tea bag.

On the way home I got mugged.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 24 2020
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I'll never forget the day I first met my wife. We were at a fancy dress party and she was stood there, looking gorgeous and slim, with her fat mate...

They'd gone together dressed as the number 10...

I knew there and then that she was the One!!

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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I've been invited to a Halloween fancy dress party in town.

To brighten things up a bit, I'll be going as The Sun.

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👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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My Friend is going to a fancy dress party and said he's going to dress up as a small island off the coast of italy...

I said don't be Sicily.

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👤︎ u/matimo123
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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My friend came to a fancy dress party wearing a suit and shoes made of bread.

He looked spiffy in his loafers.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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I went to a railway fancy dress party

Everyone was wearing platforms

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👤︎ u/denandbil
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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I was invited to a fancy dress party with the theme of characters who find a magic lamp

I wasn't told the dress code so I wasn't Aladdin

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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I went to a fancy dress party as Sodium Chloride and this guy throws Sulphuric Acid on me.

It was terrible. I didn't know how to react.

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👤︎ u/1963_jan
📅︎ Mar 22 2019
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A naked man arrives at a fancy dress party with a girl on his back.

“I’m a turtle” he says

Oh...well who’s that on your back then?

He replies, “That’s Michelle...”

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👤︎ u/Kcambridge35
📅︎ Jul 16 2018
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I wanted to wear my fursuit to the fancy dress party, but I was told it was a fashion faux paw.
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👤︎ u/Throwthisshitaway427
📅︎ Apr 21 2018
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I went to a fancy dress party last week dressed as a loaf of bread.

The birds were all over me.

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👤︎ u/Nipply_Prickles
📅︎ Oct 02 2018
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Going to a fancy-dress party as a Viking...

"There's Norway you're going out like that!"

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👤︎ u/NorwichTheCiabatta
📅︎ Feb 21 2014
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I went to a fancy dress party last night, the theme was hot drinks.

I arrived fashionably latte of course.

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👤︎ u/JEZTURNER
📅︎ Oct 01 2014
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Girlfriends dad just dropped this one

Guy goes to a fancy dress party piggybacking his girlfriend with his face painted green. Bouncer asks him 'what are you supposed to be?' the guy responds 'I'm a turtle and this is Michelle '

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👤︎ u/Snaffubaby
📅︎ Nov 17 2013
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*Going to a fancy dress party*

Wife: "What are you going as?"

Me: "I'm going as an island off the coast of Italy"

Wife: "Don't be sicily"

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👤︎ u/Theatreofmemes
📅︎ Oct 09 2017
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