What did the windmill say to the tornado?

"Honestly, I'm a big fan!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/heresyourhatandcoat
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Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says โ€œwhatโ€™s your favorite kind of music?โ€

He replied โ€œIโ€™m a big metal fan!โ€

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What's a windmill's favorite genre of music

They're big metal fans

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ImPickleRickFunny
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Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?

They're big metal fans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tristanator5100
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What do Donald Trump and a pigeon have in common?

Theyโ€™re both big fans of coos.

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If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.

Theyโ€™re a big fan of gross domestic products.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/girloffthecob
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A windmill asked the other windmill what his favorite type of music is.

The other windmill replied "I'm a big metal fan"

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When my daughter is nauseous, I sing to help relax her...

Apparently she's not a big fan of 'Let It Go'

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/foxesarezuper
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Everyone at my therapistโ€™s office hates it when I stand on one corner of the room and blow air at people.

But Iโ€™m a big fan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Someone complimented me today by calling me a windmill

Honestly I'm not a big fan of that

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Ever heard of wind energy?

I'm a big fan

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How do you feel about circulating air?

Personally, Iโ€™m a big fan.

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What type of music to windmills like

They're big metal fans

*slaps knee*

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My wife finally bought a ventilator yesterday because of the heat..

Sheโ€™s a really big fan!

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?

Hi, I am a big fan.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lead_the_leader
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I went up to a wind turbine. I asked it if it enjoyed music.

It said yeah. Iโ€™m a big metal fan.

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I asked a wind turbine whether it liked "Blowin' in the Wind"

"Of course," it said, "I'm a big fan!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BidetTheorist
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I woke up on an island, just me and a deck of cards.

So far, Iโ€™m not a big fan of solitairy confinement

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/daddyflextape
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Help! I think my horse is a Communist!

He always says neigh to Stalin, but he's a big fan of Trotsky....

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[Request] Can anyone please help me come up with a business name that is a Bob's Burgers-level pun?

The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.

But I am So. Stuck.

A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...

I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.

Thank you in advance! ๐Ÿ”

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Dadโ€™s Big Day Out

I witnessed an apple store robbery today, they made me an iWitness. I was already running late, after my wife took my cheese this morning. Even after I told her it was Nacho cheese. She asked what time my dentist appointment was, I told her Tooth hurt-y. But I didnโ€™t end up going, as there was stairs I had to ascend. I donโ€™t trust them, theyโ€™re always up to something. Then my wife got really mad at me and said that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right!

I went straight to the barber for a new look. He asked me if I wanted a haircut? I said no, I want them all cut. Puzzled he would ask such a silly question, I noticed the graveyard across the street looking overcrowded. People must be dying to get in there I thought. I picked up a book about anti-gravity. It was impossible to put down! Shear amazement a barber would have a book like this! I told the barber I used to hate facial hair...but then it grew on me. He stopped cutting my hair when my ear fell off. He must of realised I was a leper at this point so I paid for his service and told him to keep the tip.

I received a call from my Eastern European mother in law, apparently my child was refusing to sleep during nap time. She told me heโ€™s guilty of resisting a rest. Then she called me straight back to say there was a kidnapping. I rushed to her home to find my kid napping. I was angry by the miscommunication but that anger turned to joy when I realised it was the first day of spring. I got so excited I wet my plants. After which I realised I was late for soccer practice. Iโ€™m not a big fan of the sport but I was doing it for the kicks. I decided not to go as I was tired from the night before where I spent the night looking for the sun. Then it dawned on me. Unusual for me, as Iโ€™m usually a pretty good sleeper. I can do it with my eyes closed.

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I've been told I'm good at cooling things down.

But I've never been a big fan.

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I'm not personally a fan of Holland and all of their windmills.

However, there are a lot of big fans.

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A student is arrested and brought to court for carrying a weapon to his morning lecture

Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?

Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But Iโ€™m not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.

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Me: Ask me what I think about windmills.

My mom: What do you think about windmills?

Me: Big fan.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Why do news editors love watching Happy Days?

Theyโ€™re big fans of the fonts.

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I love my local team so much I hang from the ceiling and spin around.

I'm a big fan.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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I took my surgeon friend to an ochestra night yesterday - It went from good to great when he excitedly told me his favourite part was coming up...

... I had no idea he was such a big fan of that organ solo..!

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Two wind turbines were standing around, complete silence except for the wind, when one asks the other, "Hey, what kind of music do like?" The other one thinks for a few revolutions and says,

"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."

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I saw that Lady Gaga was about to faint and rushed to her help.

She said, "I need a strong cool breeze on my face."

I said, "I'm sorry but I can't help you. I'm just not a big fan."

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 23 2019
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fan

Don't like small rotating blades.

Not a big fan

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Prestigious_Flow
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I got Dad joked for Fatherโ€™s Day.

To start, Iโ€™m a pretty big dude and sweat easily. At home, I have a big tower fan aimed at me 24/7. My wife hates the fan and itโ€™s often a topic of โ€œdiscussionโ€.

This morning, my wife gave me the heads up that my 7 yo sonโ€™s card was all his idea.

The card he made had a very detailed drawing of my tower fan on the front. I looked at it confusedly and opened it up to read:

โ€œDad, you are FANtastic!โ€

Best Fatherโ€™s Day ever.

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these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...

"I'm a big metal fan"

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Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other โ€˜what kind of music do you like?โ€™

The other replies โ€˜Well, Iโ€™m a big metal fan.โ€™

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2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"

The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".

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I'm a big fan of Cardi-B

but not a big fan of cardi-o

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Slymood
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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What's a windmill's favourite genre of music?

They're big metal fans

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tristanator5100
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm

One asks "What's you favorite type of music ?" The other says "I'm a big metal fan"

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My therapist hates it when I stand in the corner of the waiting room, blowing air at people.

Itโ€™s annoying, but Iโ€™m a big fan.

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A wind turbine asked his friend what music he liked.

"I'm a big metal fan."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MattBatz1991
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Two windmills are in a field. One windmill asks the other windmill: "What kind of music do you like?"

The other windmill says: "I'm a big metal fan."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PostreDeLaNoche
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Wind turbines

Iโ€™m a big fan

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CasualAustralian
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What type of music do windmills like?

I heard they're big metal fans.

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Two windmills were talking.

One asks, "What's your favourite kind of music ?" The other says,"I'm a big metal fan !"

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I used to hate my job standing at one corner of the room, blowing air at people.

Now Iโ€™m a big fan.

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What's a wind turbines favourite genre of music?

To be honest, they're really big heavy metal fans.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jameel_durden
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Windmills?

Big fan!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/xwhy
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One turbine asked another, "what sort of music do you like?"

The other turbine replied, "I'm a big metal fan."

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