A German was given FL Studio.

He made deutschstep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PasCone103Z
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JelloPud
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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UA /TP HAV /SK CLR /TB LGT /IC CLR /WV 120010 ; UA /TP PAP /SK SCT /TB MDT /WV 080025 /FL 020 ; UA /TP KIN /SK OVC /TB SVR /WV 240050 /FL 03

These are the PIREPs of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DocDerz
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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My sister just got back from her honeymoon in FL, and landed straight into a dadjoke.

The newly wedded couple's flight home last night was delayed from bad weather. She sent a group text this morning, letting us know they arrived safely. Of course, Dad responds, "Bet your arms are TIRED!"

No one said anything, so he added "Because you just flew in from Tampa!"

I could practically hear the eye roll from the airport.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haferflocken
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2015
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Explained the cause of the FL sinkholes to my wife this morn.

Her - You know why all these houses are falling into the ground right? Me - of course! They're built on "Holy" ground.

groan....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JeF4y
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2014
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Help

I need your help folks!!

Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter flight for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (June 19th) from the Airport and will fly to Destin Fl, where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht for lunch. Then we’ll do a flight along the coast to see the sharks and dolphins,then returning to Joe's Crab shack, for dinner, then fly back home.

If interested please pm me.

Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go. Serious inquires only!! Thank you!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gary6043
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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A bit late, but I dadjoked my dad for April Fools.

http://imgur.com/a/nJiFL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EachPeachRedRum
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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Just happened.

Me: On the phone now, just saw you called. Call you back in a few?

Dad: Ok, we are in Fl. Just arrived.

Me: cool

Dad: No, hot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sdneidich
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2013
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A great fugitive name found on CBS local news.

Lee County, FL, local news announced the arrest of Richard Freshwater.

Reporter: "Officials say they've been searching for Freshwater for over a month."

My Dad: "Damn, they must've been really thirsty."

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Which jungle cat has the best teeth?

The Fl-ocelot!

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