A list of puns related to "FLS"
He made deutschstep.
These are the PIREPs of the Caribbean.
The newly wedded couple's flight home last night was delayed from bad weather. She sent a group text this morning, letting us know they arrived safely. Of course, Dad responds, "Bet your arms are TIRED!"
No one said anything, so he added "Because you just flew in from Tampa!"
I could practically hear the eye roll from the airport.
Her - You know why all these houses are falling into the ground right? Me - of course! They're built on "Holy" ground.
groan....
I need your help folks!!
Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter flight for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more people to join us. We leave early Saturday (June 19th) from the Airport and will fly to Destin Fl, where we will have breakfast and then on a yacht for lunch. Then weβll do a flight along the coast to see the sharks and dolphins,then returning to Joe's Crab shack, for dinner, then fly back home.
If interested please pm me.
Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go. Serious inquires only!! Thank you!!!
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Me: On the phone now, just saw you called. Call you back in a few?
Dad: Ok, we are in Fl. Just arrived.
Me: cool
Dad: No, hot
Lee County, FL, local news announced the arrest of Richard Freshwater.
Reporter: "Officials say they've been searching for Freshwater for over a month."
My Dad: "Damn, they must've been really thirsty."
The Fl-ocelot!
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