A list of puns related to "Eye pattern"
The sweater was made with alpaca wool and had a pattern with alpacas wrapping around her chest. It had a beautifully intricate diamond pattern of various colors and you could tell it was finely crafted.
Mom: wow, what a beautiful sweater is that made from alpaca wool?
Old lady: Yes, we have a small herd of them.
Dad: YOU HAVE A HERD OF SWEATERS?!
Old lady stares blankly into my fathers eyes not quite understanding as Iām dying.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's There?"
".......Knock Knock."
"Who's There?"
".....Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"......Is anyone going to let the deaf guy in?"
(Repeat the pattern until you get the desired eye roll."
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