I've bought a book called 'How to become an expert in Origami.'
So far, I've made over 1000 paper snow balls.
There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.
It's called,Cash in the Addict.
I'm an expert at idioms
I know them like the front of my hand
Found out martial arts expert Bruce Lee had a vegan brother
[need for help] Pun experts, share the best pun you know about academia/professors/education/writing for grants. Any help deeply appreciated!
EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
Sleep experts reckon that in order to stay optimally healthy, you need "6-8 hours a day".
That's me buggered then, my day has 24 hours.
What military branch is an expert on belly buttons?
My complete jerk of a brother is a Karate expert, a Chef and a Lawyer!
Dad calls him "Chop Suey."
What do you call an old explosive expert?
What do you call an expert at dad jokes?
People Who Are Expert Fishers Are Also Master Baiters
Experts have confirmed that bowling is officially the quietest sport.
You can hear a pin drop, after all.
You'll definitely need an expert for that
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
Y'all acting like overclocking is an expert thing
What does a martial arts expert drink?
Driving past a farm, I said to the kids, "Those are expert horses..."
"... They're out standing in their field."
I met this rich, easy-going fingerprints expert.
"Wow," I thought to myself, "This is really a man of the whorl."
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
Why are mobsters expert at chopping down trees?
Because they're goodfellers.
What do you call a toddler who can expertly select the proper whine for every meal?
What do you call a denim expert?
What do you call a martial arts expert in a tree?
If your vehicle breaks down in California, make sure your mechanic uses the state flag to check your oil ...
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis"
Pun experts, I need your help
I want to change my IGN to something that includes puns. right now I came up with
"PunKneeShare" which I think is not that original nor good. what are your suggestions?
Calamari fishing expert
My friend, Ming Kuo, is an expert at fishing for calamari. We call him "Squid Pro Kuo!"
What do you call a cat litter expert?
Today on the bus I sat next to a man who was an expert on fungal organisms. The whole time he was talking to me all I could think was...
Did you know a lot of drug addicts are experts in geology?
They’re called stoners for a reason, you know.
I used to be an expert in the Dunning-Kruger effect.
Then I started to learn more about it.
I watch the History Channel a lot. I’ve become an expert, actually. Ask me anything,
I always know when my pals are going to be ill...
‘Cos I’m a forensic expert
My brother happened to be in Himalayas and captured the most detailed photo of the Abominable Snowman...
Experts say it is the best yeti!
Genghis Khan and his soldiers were experts in haircuts and shaving.
They were a barberic tribe.
What is a ballistics experts favorite snack?
Stadiums across the country are experiencing severe overheating
Experts say its the lack of fans.
If one is an expert in tying knots,
What do you call a dinosaur with expert taste on a subject?
The members of Al-Qaeda aren't educated folks
But are experts in Crash Courses
When you're in California, make sure your mechanic uses a state flag to check your oil.
Then you'll get a "Super Cali-Flagger Dipstick Expert Diagnosis."
Edit: Thanks for the Platinum stranger! Wow!
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