A list of puns related to "Exclaim!"
"WOW, people are DYING to get into that place!"
Ankle!
Ah, makes cents!
What in 'Carnation??
Newton replies, "No, you found Newton over a square meter. You've found Pascal!"
The professor sighs replying "no need to make mountains out of mol hills"
MILAN!
I see you!
Icy ewe!
Cheese and quackers!
"Holy shit, a talking horse!"
Thanks - Iβll never part with it!
"Aren't they always?"
Wife groaned. Wife's friend had the delayed giggles. Good times.
"Revolting!"
I corrected him by saying that is plenty of money to buy some new tires for your car.
The physical pain on his face was priceless.
βYou herd me!"
Not on my watch!
"No I haven't... I got milk for the baby!"
then he responded, "And you will dialogue!"
"Yes, it is really nice." She said cheerfully
"Oh no, I don't agree with Dates, too many bad experiences for me" I said with a smirk ear to ear.
"Oh, really? Why is that?" She asked.
Calmly I said, "They all end badly."
"...put an βsβ at the front and an βeβ at the end!"
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
"No it's not, it's MUNday!" The apprentice has now become the master.
The lumberjack responded, βAnd you will dialogue.β
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
To which I replied "but on the other hand, you lost"
"I sea," said Aquaman
"Atlas"
Their car breaks down next to a corn field and they decide to run through it as the law is quickly approaching. They stumble upon a barn. Inside they find three burlap sacks and one of them suggests they should each hide inside one. Shortly after, the sherriff and his deputies arrive at the barn. They notice the three sacks. The sheriff kicks the first one containing the brunette and she says "Meow, meow." "Oh it's just a sack of kittens." One of the deputies says. The sherriff kicks the sack where the redhead is hiding and she says "woof, woof." "That's just a sack of puppies" they say. The sherriff kicks the third sack with the blonde inside and she exclaims "Potato, potato."
The therapist says, βCalm down, youβre two tents.β
An overworked elf walks into a bar the day before Christmas and orders a beer. "Hey look everyone! It's an elf!" the bartender exclaims. "I'm sorry, but that phrase is now insensitive and politically incorrect," the elf says. "We prefer to be called subordinate clauses."
To which he replied, βgood thing youβre laying downβ. Ugh.
What a Gentle.... Moment!
Larry replies, βGod and I are tight. He knows I have poor eyesight, so Heβs fixed it so when I get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, poof! The light goes on. When Iβm done, poof! The light goes off.β
βWow, thatβs incredible,β the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls Larryβs wife.
βBonnie,β he says, βLarry is doing fine! But I had to call you because Iβm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up during the night, and poof, the light goes on in the bathroom, and when heβs done, poof, the light goes off?β
βOh sweet Jesusβ, exclaims Bonnie. βHeβs peeing in the refrigerator again!β
I replied yeah you just canβt hold a candle to that place.
I replied that "you should probably get a horse."
So my 1st Born came into this world on Monday night and we were discharged on Thursday. Upon leaving our room, we were given a metal cart to place our belongings on including our son (in his car seat). As we made our way to the garage, I noticed that when the cart was rolling his car seat would rock a bit. I took this opportunity to exclaim βhey (sonβs name) youβre really rockinβ βnβ rollinβ now.β My wife then truly realized what is in store for her.
It was time for the prom at Klondike High School and Tim's friends were desperately trying to convince him to go. He considered it, but was very self-conscious of the fact that he had had an accident as a young child that caused him to lose his eye, and the best his family could afford was to buy him a wooden eye. After several days of goading, Tim finally decides to go.
Sally was in a similar situation. Her friends desperately wanted her to go prom with them, but she was recently in a car accident and lost her right leg. She had a prosthetic, but it was very uncomfortable, so she had a hard time walking. Reluctantly, she agreed to go.
It was the night of the prom and both Tim and Sally were getting all gussied up with their friends. They both make it to the prom, but when they arrive, they are both too nervous to dance. Tim's friends notice Sally sitting on the wall and say to him, "Look over there! There's a cute girl who's all alone and needs a partner to dance with. Why don't you go over there and ask her to dance?" After some further convincing, Tim sheepishly begins to walk over to Sally to ask her. As he approaches her, he getes nervous, and awkwardly stands in front of her for a few seconds before saying, "Wuh...wuh...would you like to dance with me?"
Excitedly, Sally exclaims, "Would I? Would I?"
Tim responds angrily, "PEG LEG! PEG LEG!"
I said, βWell, a few people were crying, but I was fine.β
βA frying pan. Duh!β
One day a loving husband and father of 2 sons comes home, one of the sons asks him to come upstairs, so he comes upstairs and his son saysβdad, im gayβ the father, surprised says βwell, okay, i still support you sonβ.
The next day the father comes home to his other son asking him to come upstairs, he goes and the son also comes out as gay, the loving father says βboth you and your brother, i wont have any kids, but, i still support youβ........ ........ ........ ........ ........ ........
The father then walks down stairs to go and play with the family dog(male) and finds him in the backyard humping the neighbors(also male) dog. The father walks back into the house and exclaims
βDoes anyone in this house like womenβ.
His wife taps him on the sholder
After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,
"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."
Yesterday my daughter balanced a bottle of Poland Springs on her head and then exclaimed, βHelp Daddy! I canβt breathe underwater!!"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
I said, "Really?! Thanks boss, see you next week!"
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