Excessive Force Puns

A list of puns related to "Excessive Force"

I heard that my local police department was described as using excessive force.

I feel better knowing that we have Jedi Masters on the job.

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👤︎ u/HellaHellerson
📅︎ Sep 01 2022
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The joke that got me arrested. I got pulled over by the police. When he got to my window he asked me if I knew why he pulled me over. I said "You wanted to ask me to the (city-name) Police Ball charity event?".

With a confused but serious look the officer replied "The (city-name) Police Department doesn't have any balls sir". After my brief chuckle he used the force to arrest me. Not the light force or the dark force. He used excessive force. The light sabers are black and made of wood but they really hurt. The force was strong with that one.

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👤︎ u/cantfindtherealslim
📅︎ Nov 04 2022
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Darth Vader was quickly promoted through the police ranks.

After all, he was the most consistent with use of excessive Force.

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👤︎ u/ilikesidehugs
📅︎ Sep 14 2022
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