Everything Counts Puns

A list of puns related to "Everything Counts"

You can always count on my dad to respond to everything with a dad joke.

So my mom has a phobia of mice and she found one in my old room (I’m away at college). My dad said he would “take care of it”, which he did, but then the cat killed another one and so she’s upset and was texting my dad things like “I can’t live here knowing there’s mice, it’s been nice knowing you.” And my dad’s first response was “you saying it’s been mice knowing me?” Such a classic dad move, I laughed so hard even though I probably shouldn’t have.

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👤︎ u/dixiecup3
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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BIL was telling us about one of his exes who counted everything. In fact, her incessant counting was a factor in the breakup.

FIL quips "I wonder what she's up to."

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👤︎ u/voidbender
📅︎ Nov 25 2016
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