A list of puns related to "Ethel Hays"
George Washington
step children by wife Martha Washington, raised by the Washingtons
John Parke Custis (nn Jackie) November 27, 1754 β November 5, 1781
Martha Parke Custis (nn Patsy) 1756 β June 19, 1773
step grandchildren by John Parke Custis, raised by the Washingtons
Elizabeth Parke Custis (nn Eliza) August 21, 1776 β December 31, 1831
Martha Parke Custis (nn Patsy) December 31, 1777 β July 13, 1854
Eleanor Parke Custis (nn Nelly) March 31, 1779 β July 15, 1852
George Washington Parke Custis (nn Wash) April 30, 1781 β October 10, 1857
John Adams
with wife Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams (nn Nabby or Amelia) July 14, 1765 β August 15, 1813
John Quincy Adams July 11, 1767 β February 23, 1848
Grace Susanna Adams (nn Suky) December 28, 1768 β February 4, 1770
Charles Adams May 29, 1770 β November 30, 1800
Thomas Boylston Adams September 15, 1772 β March 13, 1832
Elizabeth Adams stillborn July 11, 1777
Thomas Jefferson
with wife Martha Jefferson
Martha Jefferson (nn Patsy) September 27, 1772 β October 10, 1836
Jane Randolph Jefferson April 3, 1774 β September 1775
unnamed son May 28 β June 14, 1777
Mary Jefferson (nn Polly or Maria) August 1, 1778 β April 17, 1804
Lucy Elizabeth Jefferson (I) November 30, 1780 β April 15, 1781
Lucy Elizabeth Jefferson (II) May 8, 1782 β ca. October 13, 1784
with slave Sally Hemings
Thomas Jefferson Hemings (nn Tom) 1790 β 1879
Harriet Hemings (I) October 5, 1795 β December 7, 1797
Edy Hemings born and died 1796
William Beverly Hemings April 1, 1798 β 1873
Thenia Hemings December 7, 1799 β ca. 1802
Harriet Hemings (II) May 22, 1801 β 1863
James Madison Hemings January 18, 1805 β November 26, 1877
Eston Hemings May 21, 1808 β January 3, 1856
James Madison
stepson by wife Dolley Madison, raised by the Madisons
John Payne Todd February 29, 1792 β January 16, 1852
James Monroe
with wife Elizabeth Monroe
Elizabeth Kortright Monroe December 1786 β January 27, 1840
James Spence Monroe May 1799 β September 28, 1800
Maria Hester Monroe May 20, 1803 β 1850
John Quincy Adams
with wife Louisa Adams
George Washington Adams April 12, 1801 β April 30, 1829
John Adams II July 4, 1803 β October 23, 1834
unnamed son stillborn June 29, 1806
Charles Francis Adams August 18, 1807 β November 21, 1886
Andrew Jackson
*adopted son, biological son of wife Rachel Jacksonβs
... keep reading on reddit β‘1896
Men's team:
1900
Men's team:
1904
Men's team:
1906 (Intercalated Games - not official, but still a part of Olympic history)
Men's team:
1908
Men's team:
1912
Men's team:
1920
Men's team:
Women's team:
1924
Men's team:
Women's team:
Phil
Go post NSFW jokes somewhere else. If I can't tell my kids this joke, then it is not a DAD JOKE.
If you feel it's appropriate to share NSFW jokes with your kids, that's on you. But a real, true dad joke should work for anyone's kid.
Mods... If you exist... Please, stop this madness. Rule #6 should simply not allow NSFW or (wtf) NSFL tags. Also, remember that MINORS browse this subreddit too? Why put that in rule #6, then allow NSFW???
Please consider changing rule #6. I love this sub, but the recent influx of NSFW tagged posts that get all the upvotes, just seem wrong when there are good solid DAD jokes being overlooked because of them.
Thank you,
A Dad.
Well, toucan play at that game.
Martin Freeman, and Andy Serkis.
They also play roles in Lord of the Rings.
I guess that makes them the Tolkien white guys.
She said apple-lutely
'Eye-do'
This is my first post pls don't kill me lol.
The people in the comment section is why I love this subreddit!!
Cred once again my sis wants credit lol
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
second hand stores!
it's Hans free now..
Old Neeeeiiiiighvy
A buck-an-ear!
I Thank ye kind Matey for the booty! I be truly overwhelmed! Thank you!
Holy cow! Thank you everyone for the upvotes and awards! I wasnβt expecting this!
He should have a good vowel movement. His next diaper change could spell disaster though.
Making it all the way home and realizing that they forgot one of the containers:
Riceless
That was the punchline
Japan.
Without missing a beat he asks "Daddy, do you know how much room you need to grow Fungi like that?"
I did not know.
So he tells me "as Mushroom as possible!"
So proud.
Female
Feyonce
He was so brave and even tried to encourage us, the family around him, with his last breaths. He kept whispering to us to Be Positive.
He said, βChange the batteries in your hearing aidβ.
She was pretty mad when I only picked seven up
So far no one has given me a straight answer.
10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too
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