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Hi all! I was listening to the YoP pod and in the first episode Lindsey (?) says that Fanny was about 16, when I always heard on this sub and even the gospel topics essays that she was βseveral months shy of 15.β Does Lindsey ever correct this or where did she get 16 as her age? Thank you!
I just started at a sort center and I've seen quite a few people with their stuff in the clear bags, but with no lockers right now, idk where they're putting them. So I was wondering if I could use a clear/see thru fanny pack? That goes around your waist? To keep my phone, keys, wallet, chapstick, lady thangs etc? I'm just a scanner so I imagine as long as it's not baggy and hanging off me, it would be alright? Was just wondering before I order one. I kept my phone in my bra all thru my shift today and I hated it. Lol no pockets in my leggings so hoping this could be an alternative? Thanks in advance for any help π
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Six Moons Designs Lunar Solo Tent - 26oz - $235
NEW, unopened, perfect condition. Grey, 20D silpoly, 26oz. MSRP: $250
Borealis Wool Castaway Long Sleeve - Menβs XL - $78
NEW, never worn, perfect condition. Super high quality wool shirt that could function as a base layer or a nice looking everyday around town shirt. Itβs a menβs XL, but fits like a L since their sizing runs about a size small. It is the βSuperior Stripeβ color. MSRP: $95
Columbia Silver Ridge Lite Shirt - $32
Worn on a couple backpacking trips, but has remained in my closet unused since I switched to a sun hoodie as my primary hiking layer. Very nice looking shirt and in great condition. Men's small fits more like a loose medium (fit my 6β1β 160lbs frame well)
Smartwool NTS Merino 150 Beanie - 0.6oz - $15
Cut the tag out, but otherwise in great condition. Carried on one backpacking trip and worn only once.
Purple Rain Adventure Skirt - medium - $64
NEW, never worn, perfect condition. Size is medium and color is black.
Waymark Zipp Hip Pack - 2.4oz - $40
NEW, unused, perfect condition. Black/Slate Xpac VX07
Westbound Gear Thru Hip Pack - 2.4oz - $36
NEW, unused, perfect condition. Black Xpac VX07
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NEW, unused, perfect condition. Standard size
Westbound Gear Shoulder Pouch - 1.27oz - $18
NEW, unused, perfect condition.
NEW, unopened, perfection condition.
Mayfly Imago Sandals - M11 - 2oz - $35
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Palante Mountain Daypack (6.45oz): Used, no damage/issues/etc. $95 shipped pictures
Palante Fanny Pack (Blue / 2.37oz): A lot of use. Two areas have been patched with Tenacious Tape (outside) and DCF Tape (inside). $20 shipped pictures
Kuiu Peloton 97 Hoodie (Men's L / 5.42oz): Used, bought early last year. No issues other than a few fabric runs typical with this piece, see pictures. $70 shipped pictures
Thermarest Xlite (Regular / 12.54oz): Used less than 5 times. Some dirt but no damage/issues/etc. Old valve. $105 shipped pictures
If anyone is a Cards Against Humanity fan, the title would go well with '____. It's a trap!'
The post-holidays visit went rather well, but with Fanny Fiend, it can never go perfectly. So here's some llama feed, I guess? All the little irritants that occurred in the space of 4 days.
Regrettably, I had to go shopping for a new coat while in the crotch beast's presence. Where we live, a simple coat is a lot more expensive and if you ever find anything discounted by more than 10%, you've found the needle in the haystack. In comparison, there are often amazing sales in Europe and I have bought things knocked down 80% from the original price.
Anyway, Fanny Fiend was picking out all the styles that she loved for herself and suggesting them to me. So glad my firm 'No's were heeded this time...
Given it was a coat under which I may be wearing thick clothing, I tried on both an S and an M. I had already more or less decided and announced I was going to purchase the M. Even so, Fanny Fiend was going off on a long monologue about how I need the M size because the way the back of the S fits, the way the front of the coat hangs and going on and on about how the M can be tailored, the button can be moved in so the lower part doesn't hang open and the upper part covers the chest more because she doesn't like the way it fits on me...
'Look, I vill show you vhat I mean!' she barked, marching back to the rack and looking for the S. All the while talking out loud about me trying on the S and looking in the mirror, repeating things she had already told us.
Note that, the entire time I had said absolutely nothing apart from that I will buy the M...
I admit I have gained weight with all the holiday food. I know it was purely that because, before I left my home, I went clothes shopping and was the same size as always. Don't worry! I also know weight gain does not mean I deserve to be treated like shit.
While standing around talking to all the ILs, I caught Fanny Fiend giving me the disapproving judgemental glare as she looked my body up and down. Haven't seen that scowling, shrivelled lizard-face look in a while.
Eating sandwiches for lunch, H joked, 'You ate all of it and I didn't get to try any!'
Fanny Fiend responded, 'Yeah, of course!'
Yes, since I don't have an un
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