My wife says she's divorcing me because of my obsession with television dramas.

But will she leave me ?

Find out next week.

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Just watched an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer had to decide to either help the cartel transfer cannabis crystals into the U.S within 24 hours or they would blow up the Gulf Coast states.

...It was Kief or Southernland.

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My girlfriend and I only watch the first two-thirds of every Great British Baking Show episode.

The final challenge is a real showstopper.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lanman33
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IT puns :-)
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2020 is just one long episode of Friends...

Because it hasn’t been my day, my week, my month or even my year

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An episode is talking to his father

They are sitting on a beach gazing upon a water of other episodes, he asks "Dad what's that?" and father replies "That's season"

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Why did Episodes 4, 5 and 6 come out before 1, 2 and 3?

In charge of scheduling Yoda was.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rdldew
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A dead end
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My uncle once had a 24-hour epileptic episode.

Now that's what I call seizing the day.

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Just watched an episode of MasterChef. The contestants had to successfully infuse a lump of meat with THC or get eliminated

I guess you could say the steaks were high

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ife2105
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How did Palpatine talk to Kylo Ren before episode 9?

Snoke Signals

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhilTheGerbil
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Name puns are the funniest
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I'm very disappointed with my Amazon Prime subscription!

it will only let me watch episodes 1, 2, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13

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Seasonal
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HorseBoxGuy
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I've started a new competitive pun gameshow podcast entitled 'Punnit' and I'm looking for contestants! First two episodes in the comments.

'Punnit' is hosted by myself and played over three rounds. The first two rounds consist of one category (say, Musical Genres & Ailments), with each contestant going in turn and giving their best 5 entries. Such as, HIVy Metal, Honky Tonksillitis, Indiegestion etc.

These two categories are known about a week or so prior so everyone can bring their best (or worst, depending on how you look at it) but the third round is entirely on the spot, with the entrants shouting out whatever they can think of for a category. One of the recent being American Presidents & American States, with OklaBama winning that one.

It's all very much in the early stages but I would appreciate both feedback on the format and people getting in touch if they wanna duke it out.

Here are the episodes: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCKJOzYgG9MW7CQHAZQahiqw/videos

Follow us too @thepunpodcast

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PattersonHoodlum
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Did you see the final episode of that new Netflix series about the dude who couldn't stop buying himself gifts!?

Spoiler alert

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Here's the latest episode of a competitive pun gameshow that I host, 'Punnit'. Where 3 contestants deliver their best pre-written pun to categories such as Board Games & Kitchen Utensils, Pokemon & Takeaway Dishes + more. youtube.com/watch?v=sjQg5…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PattersonHoodlum
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I’m looking forward to the new Hell’s Kitchen pasta episode

A real Al dente’s inferno

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Have you ever seen the episode of VeggieTales directed by Tarantino?

It’s called Mango Unchained.

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I was trying to get a TV show made, one where each episode covers a different job title at the airport.

It never made it past the pilot.

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I always laugh at this whenever I rewatch the episodes. Idk why I find this so funny lol
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What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?

The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.

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I used to skip the first episode of every series because I have no interest in aerospace engineering
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/girlwiththedicktat
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Do you know where in a hospital the invisible man can't hide?

The I. C. U.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lesserthepoggle
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A man in an interrogation room says, β€œI’m not saying a word without my lawyer present!" The cop growls, "You ARE the lawyer!"

The lawyer shrieks, "Exactly! So where’s my present?!"

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This episode of Grimm about lizzards. I chuckled
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Do they call the first episode of a show the pilot to see if it will take off?
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TIL: There’s a long lost episode where Superman nearly dies because of an ill-fitting costume.

He had a narrow S cape.

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A writer on The Good Place submitted the following list of restaurant name puns with the script for her episode. It includes gems like "Squab Goals" and "Pie Another Day." twitter.com/meganamram/st…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MistakesNeededMaking
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How will Sidious die in Star Wars Episode IX?

Heart Palpatine-ations

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/W-eye
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After watching a few episodes, I have to say that even though Spongebob is the main character,

Patrick is the star.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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What do you call the tv show where hot air balloons are attached to peoples cars

Blimp My Ride

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Batmo
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The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.

Because they would be Knight Wights.

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Did you hear about the show that got cancelled after the pilot episode?

I guess it never took off

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Khevan_YT
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Then it must be Paul’s, y’all.
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In one lost episode, Superman almost dies because he was wearing the wrong sized cloak.

He had a narrow S cape.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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Joining Reddit is like watching an episode of Who's line is it Anyway

You'll soon learn that the points don't matter

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lemonadeknifefire
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I've been torturing my daughter with jokes for years now

And here they are

In case this is your first time here (I haven't posted in a while), I find jokes here and elsewhere on the internet (and now my friends have started sending me jokes), and I text them to my daughter. I then capture her reactions for those sweet, sweet internet points.

Thanks very much to the original joke submitters. You dads are alright. If you missed any of the previous episodes:

Vol. 1

Vol. 2

Vol. 3

Vol. 4

EDIT: Since this is blowing up, I may as well mention that the young lady in question just passed her driver's license test this morning! Everyone congratulate her!

Also, thanks for the gold.

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They're making a new TV show about flying...

...so far they've only filmed the pilot.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SindySinn
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β€œDid someone say doobie?”——Snoop Dogg.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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In Star Wars episode 3, when order 66 was given. All the Jedi were killed

It was a Jedicide

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