Hispanic attacks.
A back flow of contaminated water came rushing back pretty fast. I asked what we should do, he’s said “ you tell me. urine charge now.”
May day
Don't worry… his condition is stable.
It was a wookie mistake
They're always over reacting
Get out of my yard!
They looked at the reviews... only 1 star
So I paid my light bill
For example, I know what all you are thinking right now. "It's spelt psychic, you idiot. "
But if you remove it, you get gravy.
Now he has beetle juice!!
A ruler.
Feyonce
You gotta planet
Whoops; wrong sub
is not going to happen overnight.
A magmanum round
A chi-horse
source: my 9 year old sister, after she found a video about psychic powers and stuff like that
They'd have invented thyme travel!
She just really needed a shoulder to crayon
Boss: Is your car with the mechanic?
Me: Car?
I really have to make it count
I was blown away by his transparency
But Bill kept the Windows
Someone used it to play Rage Against The Machine. Lights out, gorilla radio.
Tod.
... the sun would be the star of the show.
He said they're full of Vitamin Spi-C!
I bet you don't believe me...
I thought knot.
When you feel recharged afterwards.
Big deal. I have had a Canon printer for years.
Because it'll blow his cover
A trapezord.
Alternatively, the best shape to catch a homeless crustacean doctor is a trapezoidburg.
It's an apple tree.
Last night I dreamt I was turning my handwriting into a custom font.
It started out normal with basic straight lines but by “Z” it had become a very ornate and filigreed design, reminiscent of the designs of monks in old bibles.
Someone watching me work then asked me what the font was called.
I responded: What’s a monk’s favourite font?
They shook their head and shrugged.
Me: MonastArial!
I started laughing but only received an exasperated sigh in return.
Me: Wait, I’ve got another one. How about GaraMonk? 🤣
Ahhhhnd I woke myself up because I was laughing so hard at my own joke and had to look up of Monastarial was a real word. It is.
It was in a really crappy mood.
The streets have no name and I still haven't found what I'm looking for!
... its not going to happen overnight!
They looked at the reviews, but we only had one star
