Elly Conway Puns

I just saw this little bombshell pop up on Dailyspy.
Can't say I'm surprised, since she only looks out for herself. But this is just awful. Mark and Chloe have been hurt by this woman, and it's set to get worse!

SPOILERS (Dailyspy.com)

Neighbours teacher Elly Conway looks set to cheat on Mark Brennan for a second time after two more devastating setbacks.

Elly (Jodi Anasta) strikes up an unexpected bond with Finn Kelly's brother Shaun Watkins next week, leaving fans to wonder how far their connection will go.

We've already revealed how Elly will reunite with Mark (Scott McGregor) this week, after she receives a positive pregnancy test result and convinces him to give their marriage a try.

Deep down, Elly knows that the baby news is what has brought them back together, so she's horrified when it's later confirmed that she isn't pregnant after all.

When Elly goes for a blood test at the hospital to formally confirm the pregnancy, she's told that she's not having a baby and the home testing kit must have given a false positive.

Back at home, Elly struggles with how to break the news to Mark, fearing that he'll dump her again if he knows the truth.

Elly later takes some advice from Leo Tanaka (Tim Kano) by attempting to seduce Mark, in the hope that she'll get lucky and end up pregnant for real.

Still stung by Elly's betrayal with his sister Chloe, Mark isn't ready to be intimate with his wife and rejects her twice.

A heartbroken Elly later heads to the Back Lane Bar for a drinking session and gets cosy with a handsome stranger, unaware that it's Finn's younger brother.

Will Elly give into temptation with him?

Filming has already started on the upcoming (2022) spy thriller Argylle, starring Henry Cavill, Dua Lipa and many more. But it's based on the book Argylle by Ellie Conway, which will be published in 2022 ! How is this even possible? Does it mean that the author has given the film team an early manuscript of the novel even before it's published? Aren't there copyright restrictions or something? I've never heard of a new book and its movie adaptation coming out at the same time before. (Of course, there are novelizations of movies that come out soon after the movie premiers, but this is not the case here.) And I know that for Game of Thrones the TV show ended the story before the books could all be written, but the show STARTED after the first books were already out so there was ample source material for the TV show to continue the story.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

TOP 25 ALBUMS:

1. By The Time I Get to Phoenix (Injury Reserve): If anything were to contradict the brightness that came at the end of Injury Reserve's last album (in the form of the track Three Man Weave) it is this album. This album comes right off the heels after the recent death of Groggs, one of the 3 in the hip-hop trio that died. WitCavalcade (black midi):h that context in mind, this album is heartbreaking. Its themes consist of all the themes you might find in an album about death; you'll find motifs of grief, pain, and even acceptance. The way this album projects these themes however, is very messy and non-linear. The production is experimental even for a group that was labeled as experimental already. The rapping puts no real emphasis on creating a clear flow or a cohesive dialogue, but it is the performances of what is being said that feel grand (and they often times hurt!). Seeing this in concert was also heartbreaking. As the end of Knees played towards the end of the show, Ritchie with a T let the instrumental play out and sat down in what seemed to be a moment of sorrow and mourning for the lost band member. It was the only time I've seen a venue go close to completely silent. A lot of what is on the album can be equal parts painful and beautiful to listen to, but what the album becomes with each continuing listen is a rewarding sentiment to Groggs and the group's current standing.
2. Shore (Fleet Foxes): Listening to a new Fleet Foxes album is always like taking in a deep breath of fresh air. Fleet Foxes have always been a prime staple of modern indie folk (as Helplessness Blues and Crack Up are some of the most magnificent albums of the 2010s), and they continue their winning streak on Shore, an album that exemplifies putting on a warm blanket on a chilly day. Unlike some of what popped up on their previous efforts, there are little to no melancholy moments on this album. It is inherently optimistic, with Robin sounding less conflicted in his lyrics and instead, sounding happier and full of more gratitude than ever. In some ways sonically, it is more of the same, but in no way is this a negative.
3. Sometimes I Might Be Introvert (Little Simz): Little Simz infuses jazz rap, melodic hip-hop, and even rap bangers onto this new SIMBI project, but above its versatility, it is its introspectiveness that makes this so fucking good. Family trauma, romantic quarrels, and an inclination to be introverted in a career where being an extrovert i

#Albums

• Summer Walker - STILL OVER IT (featuring Cardi B, City Girls, SZA, Ari Lennox, Pharrell Williams, Omarion & Ciara) [R&B, LVRN / Interscope]
• Bryson Tiller - KILLER INSTINCT 2: The Nightmare Before
• Aminé - TWOPOINTFIVE [Pop Rap, Plugg, Republic]
• Limp Bizkit - STILL SUCKS [Nu-Metal Suretone]
• Key Glock - Yellow Tape 2 [Memphis Trap, Paper Route]
• RL Grime - Halloween X (Live at the Hollywood Palladium) [DJ Mix, Independent]
• Kay Flock - The DOA Tape (featuring G Herbo + more) [Sample Drill, BX, So Wavy]
• Insane Clown Posse - Yum Yum Bedlam [Horrorcore, Psychopathic]
• Terrace Martin - DRONES (featuring Kendrick Lamar, Snoop Dogg, YG, Ty Dolla $ign, Smino, Channel Tres, Hit-Boy, Kamasi Washington, D Smoke, Leon Bridges, Robert Glasper, James Fauntleroy + more) [Producer ALBMG]
• Dijon - Absolutely [R&B, Warner]
• Curtis Harding - If Words Were Flowers [R&B, Anti]
• Fat Nick - Gorgeous Glizzy Gordo (featuring Maxo Kream, Robb Bank$, Shakewell, Ramirez, SosMula + more) [SoundCloud Rap, South Florida, Independent]
• Corbin - Ghost With Skin [Alt-R&B, Cloud Rap, Independent]
• Cookin Soul - DOOM Tribute Beats [Instrumental Hip Hop, Independent]
• CEO Trayle - Happy Halloween C4 (featuring Gunna, Babyface Ray & Doe Boy) [BX Trap, Create Music]
• Strick - Strick Land (featuring Young Thug, NAV, Swae Lee, Kaash Paige, A$AP Rocky, Kid Cudi, Skepta, Ty Dolla $ign + more) [Trap, YSL / 300]
• [**Zlatan

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

*NEW ALBUMS & DISCOUNTS!*

Unless specified, the following vinyl albums should be in at least NM/NM condition (media/sleeve) with the pressing in parentheses and comparable pricing based on online resources (e.g. Discogs). M/M simply means it's sealed. Just post a comment on here first before reaching out to me via chat. I would prefer to ship USPS Media Mail for $5 with the possibility of combining shipping for multiple items (NOTE: There are several 12" rap singles and a partial album at the very bottom of my post that I'll bundle together for a discount). I'm open to discuss pricing if you find anything to be unreasonable, but please do me the courtesy of communicating with me directly first as it's rather disruptive to this post if there's an ongoing disagreement taking place which is better addressed privately. I have done tons of deals on here as a B/S/T deals on here and only use PayPal to ensure you're protected.

**Please put specific info in the notes portion on Paypal with your Reddit username and which records you're buying or I'm going to have a tough time figuring out what you purchased from me.**

Happy hunting!

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Aesop Rock – "Music From The Game Freedom Finger" (Molten Orange Cloud Effect) - $15 (SEALED)

A.F.T. – Automatic Fine Tuning (UK 1976) - $45 (NM/VG)

Alice In Chains - "Dirt" (1992 Brazil) - $115 (NM/NM)

Apollo Brown & Planet Asia / Gensu Dean & Guilty Simpson – "Stitched Up & Shaken" (Limited Edition/White With Pink/Orange Splatter) - $15 (SEALED)

Armand Hammer - "Haram" (Limited Edition) - $75 (M/M)

Ash Ra Tempel – "Communication – The Best Of Ash Ra Tempel" (Italy 1977 Quadrophonic) - $45 (NM/VG+)

Autechre - "Garbage" (1995 UK Pressing) - $125 (VG+/VG)

Badfinger - "Straight Up" (Original '71 US Pressing) - $45 (VG+/VG)

Erykah Badu ‎– "Back In The Day" (2003) - $15 (NM/VG+)

Syd Barrett - "Vegetable Man Where Are You?" (1987) - $70

Jeff Beck - "Wired" (US 1976 Pitman Pressing) - $5 (VG+/VG)

Jon Benjamin - "Well, I Should Have..." (2015) - $90

Big Business - "Command Your Weather" (Limited Edition/Numbered/Gold) - $40

Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers ‎– "Just Coolin'" (VMP) - $60 (M/M)

Mary J. Blige ‎– "My Life" (1994) - $35 (VG+/Generic)

Blues Brothers – "Made In America" (1980

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

With no first-class matches between now and the first Ashes Test (I don't think the warm-up match will have FC status) here is an updated list of current Australian players who have a career bowling average below 30, inclusive of all FC matches they've played:

Jhye Richardson: 21.11

Tanveer Sangha: 21.14 (Nb: Bowled less than 2000 balls)

Nathan McSweeney: 21.50 (Nb: Bowled less than 2000 balls)

Jonathan Merlo: 22.00 (Nb: Bowled less than 2000 balls)

James Pattinson: 22.42

Joel Paris: 22.73

Pat Cummins: 22.83

Hayden Kerr: 24.00 (Nb: Bowled less than 2000 balls)

Chris Tremain: 24.21

Jackson Bird: 24.31

Josh Hazlewood: 24.52

Michael Hogan: 24.56

Michael Neser: 24.94

Nathan Ellis: 25.11 (Nb: Bowled less than 2000 balls)

Trent Copeland: 25.64

Xavier A Crone: 25.75 (Nb: Bowled less than 2000 balls)

Will Sutherland: 25.90

Scott Boland: 25.93

Mark Steketee: 26.36

Peter Siddle: 26.68

Mitchell Starc: 26.74

Gabe Bell: 26.95

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I won't be doing that today!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

I don't know how to describe this style. I only know I don't like names that remind me of the South or hyper-masculinity (Hunter, Grey, Bowie, Brock, Gunner, Axel, Bo, Graham, Bruce, etc.)

Wells

Conway

Copeland

Percy/Percival

Prosper

Cole

Wilbur

Bellamy

Ezra

Abraham

Caspian

Keaton

Jude

Leonardo

Jasper

Oliver

Ira

Maximian

Lepidus

Emilius

Alopius

Entelides

Weston

Tristan

Brighton

Miles

Lysander

Orion

Hale

Felix

Elric

Thaddeus

Lucius

Spencer

Gideon

Roderick

Roland

Royston

Remington

Reuben

Seneca

Stellan

Apollo

Hugo

Montgomery

Jules

Benedict

Bram

Kobe

Langston

Lane

Eliott

Claude

Edwin

Osmond

Leonard

Rylan(d)

Zuko

Owen

Logan

Lionel

Oscar

Eugene

Emerson

Ellis

Ephraim

Elwood

Heston

Haskell

Ashley

Leslie

Emma

Opal

Lillian

Evelyn

Vivian

Hazel

Martha

Allison/Ally

Joyce

Meredith

Whitney

Sydney

Courtney

Aubrey

Shannon

Huckleberry

Rubeus

Arthur

Sebastian

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Do your worst!

*NEW ADDITIONS AND MOST PREVIOUS LISTING PRICES REDUCED*

Unless specified, the following vinyl albums should be in at least NM/NM condition (media/sleeve) with the pressing in parentheses and comparable pricing based on online resources (e.g. Discogs). M/M simply means it's sealed. Just post a comment on here first before reaching out to me via chat or PM. I would prefer to ship USPS Media Mail for $5 with the possibility of combining shipping for multiple items (NOTE: There are several 12" rap singles and a partial album at the very bottom of my post that I'll bundle together for a discount). I'm open to discuss pricing if you find anything to be unreasonable, but please do me the courtesy of communicating with me directly first as it's rather disruptive to this post if there's an ongoing disagreement taking place which is better addressed in a civil private discourse. I have done tons of deals on here as a B/S/T deals on here so and only use PayPal to ensure you're protected. **Please put specific info in the notes portion on Paypal with your Reddit username and which records you're buying or I'm going to have a tough time figuring out what you purchased from me.** Happy hunting!

Alessandro Alessandroni & Giovanni Tommaso - "Open Air Parade" (Limited Edition) - $45 (M/M) SOLD

Alice In Chains - "Dirt" (1992 Brazil) - $115 (NM/NM)

Apollo Brown & Planet Asia / Gensu Dean & Guilty Simpson – "Stitched Up & Shaken" (Limited Edition/White With Pink/Orange Splatter) - $15 (SEALED)

Armand Hammer - "Haram" (Limited Edition) - $75 (M/M)

Autechre - "Garbage" (1995 UK Pressing) - $125 (VG+/VG)

Badfinger - "Straight Up" (Original '71 US Pressing) - $45 (VG+/VG)

Erykah Badu ‎– "Back In The Day" (2003) - $15 (NM/VG+)

Syd Barrett - "Vegetable Man Where Are You?" (1987) - $70

Jon Benjamin - "Well, I Should Have..." (2015) - $90

Big Business - "Command Your Weather" (Limited Edition/Numbered/Gold) - $40

Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers ‎– "Just Coolin'" (VMP) - $60 (M/M)

Mary J. Blige ‎– "My Life" (1994) - $35 (VG+/Generic)

Blues Brothers – "Made In America" (1980 SP Pressing) - $7 (NM/VG)

Blues Magoos ‎– "Psychedelic Lollipop" (1966 Mono) - $20 (VG+/VG+)

Brainiac - "Bonsai Superstar" (Original '94 US Pressing w/Insert) - $225

Broken Social Scene – “You Forgot it In People” (2017) - $25 (VG+/NM) SOLD

Danny Brown ‎– "Ain't It Funny" (Limited Edition Picture Disc) - $20 (UNPLAYED)

Ian Brown ‎– "Golden Greats" (Limited Edition

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

There hasn't been a post all year!