I found that odd
Ten plus ten is twenty.. Eleven plus eleven is twenty too.
And he wondered what was going on so as he was walking down the fence he saw a hole in the fence, and went to see what was going on, as soon as he went to look in the hole he got poked in the eye.
Then everyone on the other side of the fence started yelling "Twelve! Twelve! Twelve!"
A barberqueue.
Pears… And then he proceeded to fall out of his chair laughing. Meanwhile mom wants to know how she could’ve tested for this before getting in too deep.
Because no pun in ten did
My eleven year old asked me "How do the people on the news predict the weather"? I said "Poorly". She said "True".
Daughter: Why are you so mean! Me: Well, I consider myself to be above average. Daughter: What's that mean? Me: I suppose I could assign each letter a value and then add them up and give you the mean. Daughter: Are you crazy? Me: No, that's how you calculate the mean. Daughter: I don't know what that means. Me: I don't know yet either, I have to calculate it. Daughter: Ugh, why do you have to be like this. I'll be home at eleven.
Game, set, match, Dad wins.
"Forget never."
She's real proud of herself for this one.
His mother gave him a piece of her mind.
two times ten is twenty and two times eleven is twenty too
Not s-Pacific-ally ..
I find that odd !!
What do you call Santa on a horse?
A Jolly Rancher
So, in true dad spirit, I asked my daughter if she'd heard about the man raised by horses.
After I delivered the "difficult childhood, but a stable environment" punchline, she groaned and said, "I thought you were going to say he was your neigh-bour."
She learns fast.
Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve and thirteen.
Once
but idk, i’ve seen stranger things.
A few minutes later, I belted out “Once I was eleven sixteen...”
“Dad, that doesn’t make any sense.”
... 🤔 ...
“I’m a clock.”
You probably had to be there.
I was just randomly visiting my dad. He woke up when i was there. He opens his eyes, he's in agony and uses, what looks like all his strength to raise his finger pulse oximeter and says "E.T phone..... your mother"
I just remembered this. It was 20 years ago and I'm happy to say he is still telling terrible jokes to this day
The twelf!
Mint condition.
Pineapple right-side up cake.
I guess Stranger Things have happened.
He calls the washer the "wetter".
Ten plus ten is twenty. And eleven plus eleven is twenty too
Ten and ten is twenty. Eleven and eleven is twenty too.
