Why does Edward Woodward have so many 'd's in his name?

Without them he would be Ewar Woowar

👍︎ 2
💬︎
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
🚨︎ report
Why does Edward Woodward have four D's in his name?

Because otherwise he would be called Ewar Woowar.

👍︎ 56
💬︎
📅︎ Jul 06 2013
🚨︎ report
What do you call a

Woman with one leg - Eileen

Man in a bush - Russell

Man with a seagull on his head - Cliff

Man with a plank of wood on his head - Edward

Man with 3 planks of wood on his head - Edward Woodward

Man with no shins - Tony

Woman with a tennis racket on her head - Annette

Woman who throws away her bills - Bernadette.

Man that comes through the letterbox - Bill.

Woman with her legs on either side of the river - Bridgette.

Man with a large blue, black, and yellow mark on his head - Bruce.

Man with cat scratches on his head - Claude.

Man with a spade on his head - Doug.

Man without a spade on his head - Douglas

👍︎ 45
💬︎
👤︎ u/tinger99
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.