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Would you be shocked? relieved? disappointed? not care either way?

Am I in the minority in hoping StaticX continue with Xer0 even after this tour and the Project Regeneration album ?

David Draiman of Disturbed and Device will be going up against Edsel Dope of Dope. Edsel was able to pull up a mighty upset against 1st seed Serj Tankian. Will he be able to do it again? Or will Dope be Stricken with the Sickness (Har Har).

David Draiman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWxBrI0g1kE

Edsel Dope: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggHpZE2W-rs

UPDATE POLL CLOSED: In a close battle David Draiman of Disturbed moves on to the next round.

Brainstorming Thread

Voting Thread

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ALBUM OF THE YEAR

1. Limp Bizkit – STILL SUCKS
2. XIII – Creep$how
3. Love & Death - Perfectly Preserved
4. Evanescence - The Bitter Truth
5. Tetrarch - Unstable
6. A Killer's Confession – Remember
7. Black Coast – Outworld
8. Sevendust – Blood & Stone
9. Death Blooms - Life is Pain
10. Gemini Syndrome - 3rd Degree - The Raising

EP of the Year

1. Vended - What Is It // Kill It
2. Flash Back – Wide Awake
3. Hed P.E. – Sandmine
4. Cane Hill - Krewe De La Mort, Vol. 1
5. Moodring – Showmetherealyou
6. Nonpoint - Ruthless EP

Song of the Year

1. Limp Bizkit – Dad Vibes
2. Korn - Start The Healing
3. XIII – Sad Clown
4. Flash Back - Evil Within
5. Chaoseum – Unreal
6. ten56 – Boy
7. Chaoseum - Smile Again
8. Dropspike – Lost Voices
9. ZoneZero - Need To Know
10. Orchards – Alien

Nu-Metalcore Album of the Year

1. Tetrarch – Unstable
2. Blood Youth - Visions Of Another Hell
3. Hacktivist – hyperdialect
4. Ten56. - Downer Part.1
5. Wage War – Manic
6. VCTMS - Vol.IV

NU-METALCORE SONG OF THE YEAR

1. Blood Youth - Iron Lung (TIED)
2. Left To Suffer – EVENT (TIED
3. Orchards – Alien
4. Purity – Mirrors
5. FOX LAKE - Born 2 Loose
6. Moralslip – Pitiful
7. Apate - Under My Skin

DEBUT ALBUM OF THE YEAR

1. Black Coast – Outworld
2. Death Blooms - Life Is Pain
3. Zero Mindset – Saturn
4. Deadwaves - What It Means

BEST COMEBACK

1. Limp Bizkit returns with new album after 11 years
2. New Blindspott R.I.P. (Rest In Peaces)
3. Professional Murder Music return with new song
4. Adema with “Ready to Die”
5. Crossbreed reunion show
6. Element Eighty reimagine their song Ego and play reunion shows
7. BISON returns with ne

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.