Edmund Dudley Puns

All Airtimes E.S.T.

SAT 01

(1:45AM) Shadow of the Thin Man (1941/1h 37m/Suspense/Mystery/Major W. S. Van Dyke II)

(3:30AM) The Thin Man Goes Home (1945/1h 40m/Mystery/Richard Thorpe)

(5:15AM) Song of the Thin Man (1947/1h 26m/Mystery/Edward Buzzell)

(7:00AM) The Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer Story (1950/56m/Short/Herman Hoffman)

(8:00AM) Poultry Pirates (1938/9m/Animation/I. Freleng)

(8:10AM) Goofy Movies Number One (1933/8m/Short/Jules White)

(8:19AM) Victoria and Vancouver: Gateways to Canada (1936/8m/Short/Benjamin D. Sharpe)

(8:28AM) Rustlers (1949/1h 1m/Western/Lesley Selander)

(9:30AM) BATMAN: Robin's Ruse (1949/16m/Serial/Spencer Gordon Bennet.

(10:00AM) POPEYE: The Fly's Last Flight (1949/6m/Animation/Seymour Kneitel)

(10:08AM) Bowery Buckaroos (1947/1h 6m/Comedy/William Beaudine)

(11:30AM) Seeing Red (1939/18m/Short/Roy Mack)

(12:00PM) Fiddler on the Roof (1971/3h/Musical/Norman Jewison)

(3:15PM) A Face in the Crowd (1957/2h 6m/Drama/Elia Kazan)

(5:30PM) Twelve O'Clock High (1949/2h 12m/War/Henry King)

(8:00PM) Penny Serenade (1941/2h 5m/Romance/George Stevens)

(10:00PM) Children of a Lesser God (1986/1 hr 59m/Drama/Randa Haines)

SUN 02

(12:30AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(2:30AM) It Should Happen to You (1953/1h 26m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(4:15AM) Born Yesterday (1950/1h 43m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(6:00AM) Old Acquaintance (1943/1h 50m/Drama/Vincent Sherman)

(8:00AM) Adam's Rib (1949/1h 41m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(10:00AM) Repeat Performance (1947/1h 33m/Film-Noir/Alfred Werker)

(12:00PM) Romeo and Juliet (1937/2h 7m/Romance/George Cukor)

(2:15PM) The More the Merrier (1943/1h 44m/Comedy/George Stevens)

(4:15PM) Light in the Piazza (1962/1h 41m/Romance/Guy Green)

(6:15PM) My Favorite Year (1982/1h 32m/Comedy/Richard Benjamin)

(8:00PM) How Green Was My Valley (1941/1h 58m/Drama/John Ford)

(10:15PM) The Corn Is Green (1945/1h 54m/Drama/Irving Rapper)

Mon 03

(12:30AM) The Three Musketeers (1921/1h 50m/Adventure/Fred Niblo)

(2:45AM) My Journey Through French Cinema (2016/3h 15m/Documentary/Bertrand Tavernier)

(6:30AM) Letter from Siberia (

[26th June, 1509]

Two days after King Henry VIII's coronation, his first actions are taken. By royal decree, the King abolishes his fathers Council Learned in Law. Warrants of arrest are sent out for Edmund Dudley and Sir Richard Empson on charges of treason. They would be attainted, their titles forfeit to the King.

For now, the two men sat in the tower. Dudley would eventually confess that he often dealt out punishments for tax offenses far greater than was actually lawful, which would of course provoke widespread anger against the Council among the nobility and people of England.

For his part, Henry VIII officially condemned the council by proclamation in Westminster and pledged never to allow the resumption of their extortionate policies.

In the same vein as my other post, here is a list of boy names from the 1940 University of Idaho - Coeur d'Alene yearbook. This list was pulled from students in two fraternities and senior/junior military officers.

Standout names: Armour, Eri, Fenemor, Fulton, Hillard, Loren, Otho, Rollin

Most popular: Robert and William by far. John, William, James, and Robert were the top 4 names for the years these students would have been born (~1918-1922). I suspect that those students named "Jack" may have actually been John as well.

The list:

Alan

Albert

Anthony

Armour

Arthur x5

Aubrey

Barton

Bernard x3

Bob

Boyd

Bruce x2

Carl

Cecil

Charles x2

Clarence x2

Colin

Conrad

Corwin

Dale x2

Darrel/Darrell x2

David x4

Dell

Denton

Dexter

Donald x2

Doyle

Dudley

Earl x3

Earnest

Edmund

Edward

Elmer x2

Elvin

Eri

Eugene

Fenemor

Ferdinand

Frank x3

Franklin

Frederick x3

Fulton

Gene

George x4

Glen/Glenn x3

Gordon x3

Grover

Gustav

Guy

Harold x 4

Harry x2

Herman x2

Hillard

J. Francis

Jack x5

James x8

Jerome

John x9

Joseph x3

Keith x2

Kenneth x3

Lawrence x2

LeGrand

Leo

Leonard

Lester

Loren x2

Louie

Louis x2

Max

Meredith

Merle

Michael

Norris

Otho

Otis

Paul x3

Potter

Preston

Ralph x4

Raymond x3

Reed

Reginald

Rex

Richard x11

Robert x23

Rollin

Ronald

Ross

Roy x2

Shirley

Spencer

Stanley x4

Theodore x2

Thomas x3

Van

Vernon

Wallace

Walter x2

Warren

Wayne

Werner

Willard

William x20

Willis x2

Wilson

Woodrow

aaron abbey abbie abby abdul abe abel abigail abraham abram ada adah adalberto adaline adam adan addie adela adelaida adelaide adele adelia adelina adeline adell adella adelle adena adina adolfo adolph adria adrian adriana adriane adrianna adrianne adrien adriene adrienne afton agatha agnes agnus agripina agueda agustin agustina ahmad ahmed ai aida aide aiko aileen ailene aimee aisha aja akiko akilah al alaina alaine alan alana alane alanna alayna alba albert alberta albertha albertina albertine alberto albina alda alden aldo alease alec alecia aleen aleida aleisha alejandra alejandrina alejandro alena alene alesha aleshia alesia alessandra aleta aletha alethea alethia alex alexa alexander alexandra alexandria alexia alexis alfonso alfonzo alfred alfreda alfredia alfredo ali alia alica alice alicia alida alina aline alisa alise alisha alishia alisia alison alissa alita alix aliza alla allan alleen allegra allen allena allene allie alline allison allyn allyson alma almeda almeta alona alonso alonzo alpha alphonse alphonso alta altagracia altha althea alton alva alvaro alvera alverta alvin alvina alyce alycia alysa alyse alysha alysia alyson alyssa amada amado amal amalia amanda amber amberly ambrose amee amelia america ami amie amiee amina amira ammie amos amparo amy an ana anabel analisa anamaria anastacia anastasia andera anderson andra andre andrea andreas andree andres andrew andria andy anette angel angela angele angelena angeles angelia angelic angelica angelika angelina angeline angelique angelita angella angelo angelyn angie angila angla angle anglea anh anibal anika anisa anisha anissa anita anitra anja anjanette anjelica ann anna annabel annabell annabelle annalee annalisa annamae annamaria annamarie anne anneliese annelle annemarie annett annetta annette annice annie annika annis annita annmarie anthony antione antionette antoine antoinette anton antone antonetta antonette antonia antonietta antonina antonio antony antwan anya apolonia april apryl ara araceli aracelis aracely arcelia archie ardath ardelia ardell ardella ardelle arden ardis ardith aretha argelia argentina ariana ariane arianna arianne arica arie ariel arielle arla arlean arleen arlen arlena arlene arletha arletta arlette arlie arlinda arline arlyne armand armanda armandina armando armida arminda arnetta arnette arnita arnold arnoldo arnulfo aron arron art arthur artie arturo arvilla asa asha ashanti ashely ashlea ashlee ashleigh ashley ashli ashlie ashly ashlyn ashton asia asley a

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

The 16th century was obviously tumultuous for a lot of people in England, but I think an argument could be made that the Dudleys (Edmund, John, and Robert) had the most turbulent century of anyone not named Tudor.

How on earth did this seemingly obscure family from the south coast (I think?) not only become one of the most important political dynasties of Tudor England, but keep resurrecting their fortunes after not one, but TWO political executions?

Do your worst!

The silvery armored knuckle of Sir Richard Empson rapped on the door of the London Steelyard. An older, rotund German man with a terribly thin mustache and bald head opens the door a crack. Cautiously, the German stammers out "J-ja?"

CRACK

The door swings open, slamming into the wall. The fat German stumbles back, falling onto his rear in shock. Armed men storm the facility, securing the various posts and expelling the merchants inside. "The Steelyard has been seized by the order of the King Henry VII." Edmund Dudley stands atop a desk and announces to the building amidst the chaos. "All property stored in the warehouses and owned by a ship from Lubeck or Hamburg is considered forfeit and owned by the Crown, all merchants from Hamburg and Lubeck are to leave England by the end of the month. All other Hanseatic merchants may continue their trade at the nearest Merchant Adventurer warehouse."

The building quickly devolves into chaos as merchants, especially Germans, flee from the Steelyard.

"Feels good to be back in action eh Dudley?" Empson said, staring up at his longtime friend. "To do the will of the King is the most just reward of all," Dudley said, puffing his chest out in satisfaction.

The two men continued to observe the seizure of the Steelyard until at last the property was secure.

Dated the 24th of October, in the 17th year of His Reign. Anno Domini, 1502.

HENRY THE SEVENTH, Rex Angliae et Franciae et Dominus Hiberniae, Loyal and Faithful King chosen by God to all our Officers, Ministers, and Subjects, decrees upon this day that the Hanseatic League, led by Hamburg, no longer owns and controls the London Steelyard. The Steelyard is exclusively the property of the King until such a time he sees fit to grant it to another.

Furthermore, it is by decree of the King that all Lubecker and Hamburger Hanseatic merchants have been stripped of the unique privileges afforded to them by the Treaty of Utrecht. Specifically, those Hansa merchants will be stripped of all privileges in the cities of Boston, Bristol, Bishop's Lynn, Hull, Ipswich, Norwich, Yarmouth, and York.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

The Lords and the Commons have convened in Westminster for the Seventh Parliament in the reign of the King Henry VII.

The Commons sits first as is by now some form of tradition - Edmund Dudley has been appointed Parlour by the King and sits at the head of the chamber.

Among the various clerks and assistants sits thirteen MPs, whom shall be listed;

MP of Canterbury, Kent - Thomas Atwode

MP of Ipswich, Suffolk - Thomas Baldry

MP of Rye, Sussex - [Richard Berkeley](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Berkeley_(Sussex_MP))

MP of Stamford, Lincolnshire - [David Cecil](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Cecil_(courtier))

MP of Yarmouth - Thomas More

MP of Exeter - John Orenge

Recorder of London - MP of North London - This seat is taken by Robert Sheffield, as the previous holder Sir John Shaa regrettably passed.

MP of South London - [John Tate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Tate_(Lord_Mayor_of_London))

MP of Reading, Berkshire - [Richard Smith](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Smith_(died_1516))

MP of Salisbury, Wiltshire - William Webbe

MP of Leicester - William Wyggeston

The King himself steps to the center of the chamber, and speaks to the assembled Commons.

"Sir Parlour, we perceive by you, to whome we did entrust the mouth of oure Lower House, howe with even consent they are fallen into the due consideration of the precious gift of thankefulnesse, moost usually least esteemed, where it is best deserved."

Murmurs of approval come from the benches before silence one again befalls the Chamber. "And therefoore we charge you tell theyme how acceptable such sacrifice is woorthily received of a loving Kinge, who doubteth much whether the given thanks can be of more poise then the owed is to theyme: and suppose that they have done more for us, then they theymeselves beleeve. And this is oure reason: Who keepes their moost Gallant Sovereigne from the lapse of error, in which, by ignorance, and not by intent, they might have fallen; what thankes they deserve, we know, though you may gesse."

"And as n

List of composers that ruined classical music

I hate and despise all of these individuals. They have subjected us to the worst cultural degeneracy. They are:

Petrus Abaelardus (1079 - 1142) Hildegard von Bingen (1098 - 1179) Pérotin Magister (c. 1155 - c. 1250) Léonin Magister (fl. c. 1150 - 1201?) Philippe Le Chancelier (c. 1165 - 1236) Walter von Der Vogelweide (c. 1170 - c. 1230) Alfonso X "El Sabio" (1221 - 1284) Philippe de Vitry (1291 - 1361) Pierre Des Molins (fl. c. 1375) Ghirardello da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Lorenzo da Firenza (fl. c. 1375) Jacopo da Bologna (fl. c. 1375) Guillaume de Machaut (c. 1300 - 1377) Francesco Landini (1325 - 1397) Pycard (fl. c. 1390) Franchois Lebertoul (fl. c. 1400) Johannes Ciconia (c. 1335 - 1411) Early Renaissance - 15th Century

Leonel Power (? - 1445) Walter Frye (fl. c. 1450) John Dunstable (c. 1380 - 1453) Guillaume Dufay (1400 - 1474) Johannes Brassart (c. 1405 - c. 1450) John Browne (? - 1498) Johannes Ockeghem (1420 - 1497) Antoine Busnoys (1430 - 1492) Richard Hygons (c. 1435 - c. 1509) Josquin Des Préz (1440 - 1521) Alexander Agricola (c. 1446 - 1506) Edmund Turges (c. 1450 - ?) Walter Lambe (c. 1450 - after 1499) Robert Wylkynson (c. 1450 - 1515 or later) Heinrich Isaac (c. 1450 - 1517) Jacob Obrecht (1457 or 1458 - 1505) Jean Mouton (1459 - 1522) Gijon (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Francisco de la Torre (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Juan de Triana (fl. c. 1460 - 1500) Antoine Brumel (c. 1460 - c. 1515) Pierre de la Rue (1460 - 1518) Robert Fayrfax (1464 - 1521) Richard Davy (c. 1465 - c. 1507) William Cornysh (c. 1465 - 1523) Juan Del Encina (1468 - 1529) High Renaissance - 16th Century

Francisco de Penalosa (1470 - 1528) Luis de Narvaez (fl. c. 1540) Giovanni Battista Conforti (fl. c. 1550) Jean l'Heritier (1480 - 1552) Gasparo Alberti (c. 1480 - c. 1560) Robert Carver (1484 - 1568) Nicholas Ludford (1485 - 1557) Clement Janequin (1485 - 1558) Ludwig Senfl (c. 1486 - c. 1543) Costanzo Festa (c. 1490 - 1545) John Taverner (c. 1490 - 1545) Nicolas Gombert (c. 1490 - c. 1556) Adrian Willaert (c. 1490 - 1562) Francesco da Milano (1497 - 1543) Heliodoro de Paiva (c. 1500 - 1552) Philippe Verdelot (c. 1500 - before 1552) Christóbal de Morales (c. 1500 - 1553) Marco da l'Aquila (fl. c. 1505 - 1555) Jacques Arcadelt (1505 - 1568) Christopher Tye (c. 1505 - 1572) Thomas Tallis (c. 1505 - 1585) Bálint Bakfark (1507 - 1576) Johannes Lupi (1510 - 1539) Jacobus Clemens Non Papa (c. 1510 or 1515 - c. 1555 or 1556) Guillaume Morlaye (

They’re on standbi

Buenosdillas

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

[Removed]

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

All airtimes E.S.T.

MON 01

(12:00am) As the Earth Turns (1938/46 m/Director/Richard Lyford)

(1:00am) Metropolis (1926/2h 33m/Silent/Fritz Lang)

(3:45am) Vampyr (1932/1h 23m/Horror/Carl Th. Dreyer)

(5:15am) Häxan (1922/1h 46m/Silent/Benjamin Christensen)

(7:15am) Good News (1947/1h 35m/Musical/Charles Walters)

(9:00am) Over the Goal (1937/1h 3m/Drama/Noel M. Smith)

(10:15am) Hold 'Em Jail (1932/1h 13m/Comedy/Norman Taurog)

(11:30am) College Coach (1933/1h 15m/Comedy/William A. Wellman)

(1:00pm) Trouble Along the Way (1953/1h 50m/Comedy/Michael Curtiz)

(3:00pm) How to Watch Football (1938/9m/Short/Roy Rowland)

(3:15pm) The Iron Major (1943/1h 25m/Drama/Ray Enright)

(4:45pm) Cowboy Quarterback (1939/56m/Comedy/Noel Smith)

(6:00pm Jim Thorpe--All-American (1951/1h 47m/Drama/Michael Curtiza)

(8:00pm) Small Town Girl (1953/1h 33m/Musical/Leslie Kardos)

(10:00pm) Fame (1980/2h 14m/Musical/Alan Parker)

TUE 02

(12:30am) West Side Story (1961/2h 35m/Musical/Robert Wise)

(3:15am) That's Dancing! (1985/1h 45m/Documentary/Jack Haley, Jr.)

(5:15am) MGM Parade Show #21 (1955/25m/Documentary/?)

(6:00am) Reno (1940/1h 12m/Western/John Farrow)

(7:30am) Peach-O-Reno (1932/1h 3m/Comedy/William A. Seiter)

(9:00am) Merry Wives of Reno (1934/1h 4m/Comedy/H. Bruce Humberstone)

(10:15am) Vacation in Reno (1946/1h/Comedy/Leslie Goodwins)

(11:30am) Maisie Goes to Reno (1944/1h 30m/Comedy/Harry Beaumont)

(1:15pm) The Women (1939/2h 12m/Comedy/George Cukor)

(3:45pm) Romantic Nevada (1943/8m/Short/?)

(4:00pm) Born to Kill (1947/1h 32m/Crime/Robert Wise)

(5:45pm) The Misfits (1961/2h 4m/Drama/John Huston)

(8:00pm) Ashes and Diamonds (1958/1h 46m/War/Andrzej Wajda)

(10:00pm) Something Different (1963/1h 25m/Drama/Vera Chytilová(

(11:30pm) Loves of a Blonde (1966/1h 28m/Comedy/Milos Forman)

TUE 03

(1:15am) Valerie and Her Week of Wonders (1970/1h 13m/Adventure/Jaromil Jireš)

(2:45am) Young Törless (1966/1h 25m/Drama/Volker Schlöndorff)

(4:15am) Love Is Colder Than Death (1969/1h 28m/Comedy/Rainer Werner Fassbinder)

(6:00am) Alice in the Cities

Nothing, it just waved