My career as a street fighter didn't last very long.

I broke my hand punching a curb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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I was gonna tell you guys an economics joke

But they're in high demand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBreadSkeleton
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Why were the Foo Fighters in the kitchen?

They had another confection to make.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pazdispencer
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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What covid vaccine did Sagat from Street Fighter take?

Pfizer! Pfizer! Pfizer!

Sagat Tiger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChadRStewart
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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What did the WWII French freedom fighter do in the bathroom?

The Piss de resistance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHorseHead
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Why is that fighter smiling?

Because he's gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetropolisCourier
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Why do fighter pilots hate playing golf?

They keep hitting bogeys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WW2historynut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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When one member of Foo Fighters left, how many fighters were left?

A few fighters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KaleBennett
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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If you sign up for an economics class, you should bring some spoiled milk on the first day.

They’re a big fan of gross domestic products.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/girloffthecob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a 60-year old flying in a jet- fighter?

A sonic boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zuwiboiii
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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The Roman fighter showed no remorse as a cannibal. In fact...

He was gladiator

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Choose your fighter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atarangi_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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TIL Older forms of English kept Latin’s gender-specific suffixes -tor and -trix; tor is for men and trix is for women. So a male pilot is an aviator, a female pilot is an aviatrix. A male fighter is a gladiator, a female fighter is a gladiatrix.

This contrasts with the modern system, where tor is for both men and women, and trix are for kids.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neffability
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Captain America doesn’t even call them Freedom Fries.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-JasonTe
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What do you call a cat in a Tie Fighter?

An Im-purr-ial pilot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sprinbok-Gaming
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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I have a joke about trickle down economics...

...but 99% of you will never get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smdouglas2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.

Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.

"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.

Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Choose your fighter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atarangi_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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Why are Tesla’s so expensive?

Because they charge. A lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisDiff
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Due to the current economic climate, our Diner menu for Profiteroles was renamed to..

..Deficiteroles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Freedom cannot exist in a vacuum.

It must suck for you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatizitman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Milk has freedom of thought when angry.

They just want to get out of container when they're boiling.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Where does a UFC fighter go if they die in the octagon?

Brawlhalla

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blacknmi1d
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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7, 8, and 9 are the only members of their gang. 7 is the fighter, small but tough; 9 is the conman, big but nice; and 8...

is between 7 and 9, average and mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Freklred
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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The colours red, white and blue are the colours of freedom.

Until they are flashing behind you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters

It's okay I can Samurais it for you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Blobby2343
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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It’s not a real economic downturn until people stop buying pre-shredded cheese.

That’s the start of the grate depression

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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Street Fighter fan art.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeVexed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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The foo fighters are doing an awesome job

I haven't had to fight any foos myself in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sehtownguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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A stealth fighter on display
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kkwong2003
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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What's the international religion of economics

"Dowism."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty_marshmello
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What did the Roman fighter say about his cannibalism?

He was gladiator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherreal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?

So when they come in they can Scandinavian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thee-lorax-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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The gyms must stay open.

The Constitution guarantees the Freedom of the Press!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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If a speck of colour on your clothes is called a stain,

Is paintball a form of Enterstainment?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nimmalt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Many years ago there was a vicious viking named RΓΌdoff.

RΓΌdoff was one of the best fighters in his village and a terrifying opponent on the battlefield. He would often return from battle, so drenched in his opponent's blood that he became known as "RΓΌdoff det rΓΈde", meaning "the red".

After years of wars, and regular battles, RΓΌdoff finally grew old, and decided that his fighting days were behind him. He became the best farmer that his village had ever known and people would travel from.far away to ask him about his crops and to predict the weather, as he was quite proficient at it.

One morning he wokeup, and looked out the window, the skys were clear and the sun was shining, but RΓΌdoff could feel the pressure in his old bones and battle scars

"It will Rain soon", he said to his wife while she made breakfast. She glanced outside and told him he was nuts, it was bright and sunny.

He simply hiked up his pants and reminded her:

RΓΌdoff The Red knows rain, dear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smoffatt34920
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I can picture the powers of the future, stronger than ever, and the resistance fighting desperately against them for freedom...

Before every battle, the resistors meditate saying, "ohm..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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FrEeDoM hAs No BoUnDaRiEs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snake9211
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I got a pen in Barcelona. It writes so smoothly. I can get the finest lines out of it. Everyone is so surprised by it

Because no one expects the Spanish ink precision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ahh-potatoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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Say what you want about freedom of speech....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zzenux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What's the price of freedom? imgur.com/amMcS8b
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LtSpinx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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Why don't Americans like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rockydempsey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Why does a fire fighter wear YELLOW suspenders?

To keep his pants up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benso_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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A tie into Fighting

It’s a tie fighter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingscrubs12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What is the economic religion?

Dowism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusty_marshmello
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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