Otherwise you will turn into an Iron man
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No, the safe stores valuable objects.
No honey, it's for holding valuables.
Youβve probably never heard of herbivore.
After taking our order and asking if we want anything else, I point at my phone and ask if she can leave us a menu just in case.
I think I wrote my first dad joke original on something new to this changing world!
Me: "So, what do you want to do for dinner?"
Him: "Eat, lol. You?"
He told me theyβre possessed.
Me: You just really ate to see it
She dug, "You do! For goodness sake, loosen your belt, it's disgusting!"
One day I saw him dropping two pears into a bunch of brown paper bags.
βWhat are you doing?β I asked him.
βPreparing.β
The waitress asked, "So what brings you folks to Applebees tonight?" Dad answered, "Our car"
"Lettuce eat lettuce"
...But unfortunately they said they don't deliver polar bear.
"It isn't peeling well!"
Waitress: Are you finished?
Dad: No, I'm not Finnish, I'm Swedish.
The waitress walks up to the table to see an empty plate in front of my grandfather.
Waitress:"Are you all done with this sir?" My Grandfather: "I only left what I didn't like!"
