It's not that easy to get a job at a dispensary
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It Wasn't Easy for Me, Growing up in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone
I really had to learn to stand on my own three feet.
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︎ Apr 22 2023
Do you know how easy it is to put together a dogβs birthday party?
Itβs a walk in the park
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︎ Apr 03 2023
I got fired from my job at the bank today for making an easy mistake.
An elderly woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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︎ Apr 15 2023
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
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︎ Mar 07 2023
I despise playing my cricket video game on Easy mode
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︎ Apr 29 2023
For those of you that play Wordle, today's solution was not easy.
Easy is not a five letter word
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︎ Dec 14 2022
Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Because they come with their own scales.
Saw this on the Harlem globetrotters show this morning. It made me chortle.
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︎ Apr 01 2023
It wasnβt easy for the guy who invented the microphone in the beginning.
He got some really bad feedback.
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︎ Feb 12 2023
In Shakespearean times, English class was really easy.
Mostly, because you didnβt have to read Shakespeare.
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︎ Jan 25 2023
Itβs easy to know the difference between an alligator and crocodile
One will see you later and the other will see you in a while.
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︎ Jan 31 2023
Why was it so easy for Orville and Wilbur to build an airplane ?
Because two Wrights donβt make it wrong.
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︎ Feb 17 2023
My lumberjack friend is easy to scam
Log in detail is all he ever talks about
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︎ Feb 07 2023
Jokes about birth are easy if you want to get a laugh
It's just all about the delivery
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︎ Jan 04 2023
You'd think identifying your lost luggage in an airport would be easy
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︎ Oct 12 2022
Today I made new easy-to-rip wrapping paper, but my boss said he didn't like it.
He told me it was tearable, so I don't know what the problem is.
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︎ Jan 31 2023
A friend asked if there was an easy way to tell if an HDMI cable is 2.1 or not?
I told him, βjust looking, itβs hard 2.1 outβ
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︎ Jan 18 2023
Why is weighing snakes so easy?
Because they come with their own scales.
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︎ Nov 02 2022
The answer of what people zombies dont like to eat is easy. It's a no-brainer.
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︎ Dec 08 2022
I asked my daughter if she knew how to make gold soup. When she replied no, I told her, "It's easy!"
"Just put 24 carrots in it!"
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︎ Apr 30 2022
First joke. Go easy on me fellas. In these difficult times of the pandemic, who could benefit most from herd immunity?
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︎ May 01 2022
Oh yeah... Alright... take it easy baby... make it last-make it last all night... she was... an:
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︎ Sep 07 2022
Hey now, cake it easy
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︎ Sep 24 2022
Building a crucifix is easy
Just follow the instructions to a t
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︎ Sep 10 2022
It's easy to breathe on TV!
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︎ Jul 26 2022
Sea birds are easy to trick!
Because they're so dang gull-ible.
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︎ Nov 27 2022
Itβs easy to keep a baby ghost entertained
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︎ Nov 17 2022
I thought making bread in France would be easyβ¦
But itβs really a pain.
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︎ Oct 19 2022
Women think having a penis is easy...
But sometimes it's really hard.
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︎ May 23 2022
Which computer should you go easy on?
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︎ Sep 27 2022
It's easy to get a B in my class.
Just interrupt me and I'll open the hive.
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︎ Nov 26 2022
Being a dog walker is so easy
It's a literal walk in the park.
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︎ Jan 28 2022
Itβs easy to make fun of orphans
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
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︎ Jun 28 2022
Making chinese-style food outside is so easy
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︎ Nov 01 2022
it's not easy to carry around a 20 ton truck..
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︎ Oct 30 2022
Why was it easy for the guitarist to light a match?
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︎ Oct 04 2022
Why are tarts so easy to make?
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︎ Sep 06 2022
people think being a dog is easy...
it's actually a little ruff.
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︎ Oct 21 2022
you know what they say about taking the easy way
i could tell you but that would be taking the easy way, and you know what they say about that
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︎ Oct 09 2022
People think the word icy is easy to spell.
Come to think of it, I see why.
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︎ Aug 26 2022
I thought taking care of bunnies would be easy
Turns out it is a hare raising experience
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︎ Oct 05 2022
Easy come, Easy go!
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Why is it so easy to be around a volcano?
Because they are so Lava-able
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︎ Jun 13 2022
A question for physicists here: what do you call a problem thatβs easy to solve in one reference frame, but difficult in another?
Thatβs a relatively easy oneβ¦
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︎ Aug 15 2022
Which bird is easy to push?
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︎ Jul 12 2022
Why are fish easy to weigh?
Because they have their own scales
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︎ Jan 10 2023
Why is a fish so easy to weigh?
Because they come with their own scales
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