It's not that easy to get a job at a dispensary

You have to be reefered

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2023
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It Wasn't Easy for Me, Growing up in the Chernobyl Exclusion Zone

I really had to learn to stand on my own three feet.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2023
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Do you know how easy it is to put together a dog’s birthday party?

It’s a walk in the park

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2023
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I got fired from my job at the bank today for making an easy mistake.

An elderly woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Butterflies_Books
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2023
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Why is it easy to weigh fish?

Because they have scales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarrotOdd80
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2023
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I despise playing my cricket video game on Easy mode

It give me the runs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2023
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For those of you that play Wordle, today's solution was not easy.

Easy is not a five letter word

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2022
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Why are fish so easy to weigh?

Because they come with their own scales.

Saw this on the Harlem globetrotters show this morning. It made me chortle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HurricaneAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2023
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It wasn’t easy for the guy who invented the microphone in the beginning.

He got some really bad feedback.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KleebGraham
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2023
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In Shakespearean times, English class was really easy.

Mostly, because you didn’t have to read Shakespeare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2023
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It’s easy to know the difference between an alligator and crocodile

One will see you later and the other will see you in a while.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wunderbreadv2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2023
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Why was it so easy for Orville and Wilbur to build an airplane ?

Because two Wrights don’t make it wrong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brittany90210
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2023
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My lumberjack friend is easy to scam

Log in detail is all he ever talks about

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Johannes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2023
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Jokes about birth are easy if you want to get a laugh

It's just all about the delivery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarthPotato018
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2023
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You'd think identifying your lost luggage in an airport would be easy

but that's not the case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burnin8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2022
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Today I made new easy-to-rip wrapping paper, but my boss said he didn't like it.

He told me it was tearable, so I don't know what the problem is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/No1Schmuck
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2023
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A friend asked if there was an easy way to tell if an HDMI cable is 2.1 or not?

I told him, β€œjust looking, it’s hard 2.1 out”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kerbob97
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2023
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Why is weighing snakes so easy?

Because they come with their own scales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ES_FTrader
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2022
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The answer of what people zombies dont like to eat is easy. It's a no-brainer.
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2022
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I asked my daughter if she knew how to make gold soup. When she replied no, I told her, "It's easy!"

"Just put 24 carrots in it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/808gecko808
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2022
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First joke. Go easy on me fellas. In these difficult times of the pandemic, who could benefit most from herd immunity?

Johnny Depp.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/igetppsmashed1
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2022
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Oh yeah... Alright... take it easy baby... make it last-make it last all night... she was... an:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pintjockeycanuck
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2022
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Hey now, cake it easy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stevekimes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2022
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Building a crucifix is easy

Just follow the instructions to a t

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TIFUstorytime
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2022
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It's easy to breathe on TV!

They're on air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DSHanson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2022
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Sea birds are easy to trick!

Because they're so dang gull-ible.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2022
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It’s easy to keep a baby ghost entertained

You play peek-a-boo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikesidehugs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2022
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I thought making bread in France would be easy…

But it’s really a pain.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2022
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Women think having a penis is easy...

But sometimes it's really hard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidarino
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2022
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Which computer should you go easy on?

Adele.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oreocookielover
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2022
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It's easy to get a B in my class.

Just interrupt me and I'll open the hive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greedydita
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2022
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Being a dog walker is so easy

It's a literal walk in the park.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AundoOfficial
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2022
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It’s easy to make fun of orphans

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2022
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Making chinese-style food outside is so easy

It's a wok in the park!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2022
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it's not easy to carry around a 20 ton truck..

It's a tyresome job

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dependent-Ad-7608
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2022
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Why was it easy for the guitarist to light a match?

There were ample fires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obi-Wan-Kablooey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2022
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Why are tarts so easy to make?

Because they Bakewell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicDude1638
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2022
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people think being a dog is easy...

it's actually a little ruff.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2022
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you know what they say about taking the easy way

i could tell you but that would be taking the easy way, and you know what they say about that

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knighthawk0811
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2022
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People think the word icy is easy to spell.

Come to think of it, I see why.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2022
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I thought taking care of bunnies would be easy

Turns out it is a hare raising experience

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kk074
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2022
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Easy come, Easy go!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/batpool0430
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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Why is it so easy to be around a volcano?

Because they are so Lava-able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clitsdontexist
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2022
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A question for physicists here: what do you call a problem that’s easy to solve in one reference frame, but difficult in another?

That’s a relatively easy one…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kolobok_777
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2022
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Which bird is easy to push?

A budgie!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willtrixer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2022
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Why are fish easy to weigh?

Because they have their own scales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoctorArduino
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2023
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Why is a fish so easy to weigh?

Because they come with their own scales

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hernik26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2022
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