Eagle Eye Puns

Few people realize the reflective quality in cat eyes increases proportionately with the size of the cat. Because of this, cats in the Savanna are hunted for their eyes to use in various crafts and remedies. When game wardens are searching for poachers, they do it at night, following the glow of the removed organs. The Eagles even referenced it in a song, hence the line "you can't hide your lion eyes".

We were taking our 4 year old to get a haircut. While looking out his window he saw a hawk flying and my wife asked our son Wife: "Do you think he's going for a hair cut too?" Son: "birds don't need to get haircuts!" Me: "well bald eagles don't."

Eye rolling ensued.