A list of puns related to "EL.P"
Como se llama el hijo Hercules?
Herculito (el culito)
No-el no-L
I dragged a quart of milk 3,000ft up El Capitan in Yosemite to tell this LEDGE AND DAIRY joke to my pun loving climbing partner
Lorry-el
El Bone
El-ton John
Pur-El.
elBOw Jackson
It would be called El Avocado Abogado.
Jor-El Come
Hey guys so I want to ask a girl out to prom. I want to do a pun with the words using Queen of Flow something like that. Other words can be included,
-Chambeas -Chevre -Estamos Perdiendo El Tiempo
English and Spanish.
The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.
Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals
What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!
Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.
Exclusivamente en español (Perdón por errores gramaticales)
Qué comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate
Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura
Como se llama un libro sobra la revolución? Libre!
Qué es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce
Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.
Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.
Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!
Quiero que me digáis mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!
El phobia.
Just came up with this. Gonna make everyone cringe all day.
J-eew-els.
....Because it's No-El....
A Tow-El
Elephino (El-if-I-know)
My mom was doing a crossword over breakfast with my dad at the dining room table and I overheard her asking him for help on one of the clues.
"'Uplifted' is the clue... Could it be something like 'elified'?" She asked.
Dad quickly replies, "'El-if-I know!"
"God...." My mom groans. I almost spit the milk I was drinking out. He doesn't make dad jokes often, so it took me by surprise :)
If you do, there will be El Toupee!
Yo guys, Can you help me? I need some puns with the name Elin. I thought something along the lines of "going el-in " like in poker but meh, i'm not convinced
El Paso
Clark kent loves women that have “L” names: Lois Lane, Lana Lang, etc. It must be because he’s from the House of “El.”
My dad asked me to look for some chips so I went to look for them...
Me: Donde estan? - Where are they?
Dad: En la alacena. - In the cupboard.
I got the chips and when I got back to my dad a spark of creativity came to me...
Me: No las podia encontrar, es que estaba buscando en el almuerzo y no en la cena.
-I couldn't find them, seems I was looking in lunch and not in dinner.
My dad smiled and ate his chips.
for reference, alacena = cupboard, cena = dinner
A broth-el.
¿Cuál es el idioma más limpio del mundo?
El jabones
¿Cuál nacionalidad tiene el mejor salud oral?
Los Canadientes.
El Chopo
Elanore (we called her El for short) had a crush on Samantha's (Sam for short) boyfriend Brad, and one day Sam ran past me crying. I stopped her and tried to console her. I asked her what was wrong. She said she had caught Brad with El in Brad's parents' barn. Brad left when El and Sam began fighting, and Sam said she grabbed El by the hair, hit her in the face with her knee and threw her into a pile of straw, and that she wasn't moving when she left. I rushed to see if she was ok, and amazingly, with very little effort, I found a kneed El in a haystack.
His name was El Lo El.
Dad: "What's that chemical in turkey that makes you sleepy, again?"
Me: "L-Tryptophan"
Dad: "El what? I didn't ask for the Spanish word for it."
So my dad sent this to everyone in his office. I groaned a couple of times and thought it'd fit in well here.
Oh, the weather outside is crazy
Like a film from Martin Scorsese
The rain will fall and the wind will blow
El niño, el niño, el niño
It doesn’t show signs of stopping
My shirt and pants are sopping
Oh, where did that umbrella go
El niño, el niño, el niño
Weather patterns don’t seem right
Southern Cal is all a storm
The marine layer and all of its might
All because the Pacific is warm
The fear of fire is now subsiding
our thoughts turn to mudsliding
Down the hillside our houses flow
El niño, el niño, el niño
Her: I want some bow's.
Me: You already have some, el-bows.
Her: NOOOOO (My three year old has perfected the disapproving groan of a bad dad joke.)
Today in class, we were given a work sheet and he told us that question 'L' was a real 'cute' one.
He then went on to tell us that we had to do the question before Christmas, because by then there will be 'No-el'.
Literally ten times a class we get one of these.
"It's El Normal."
...Nice.
We went out to eat at a Chinese restaurant and when we got our fortune cookies my mom asked for the translation of "selfish". My dad responded with "El mismo pescado." (Note: selfish --> self-fish --> mismo pescado)
Sigh, dad pls no...
"Hey! Tonight is going to be the coldest night!"
Me: "Wow really? El Nino is weird"
"Yeah, the coldest it's been all year."
My company uses an in-office chat client so we can easily communicate with each other. My coworker messaged me out of nowhere with this one:
Coworker: you know what really gets my goat? Me: hmm? Coworker: el chupacabra
I had previously told her that I'm afraid of going bald as I get older. Cut to later in the day...
Me: Gore in movies and games doesn't bother me when heads and arms and stuff are getting sliced off. But I get a little cringy when it's a scalpel cutting into skin; precision cuts are weird for me.
GF: Is it because it's a scalp el?
Me: ...
We were looking for some elbow pasta and I jokingly said "Huh, I didn't realize "bow" was a Spanish word" (el bow). She chuckled and said she also wanted to get some bow ties as well since the pasta was on sale. I said "Don't you mean "los bow ties?" and we started cracking up.
Somehow my husband brought up Bowflex.
He then turns to me and says: "Ya think when they released the machine in Mexico they called it 'ElBowflex'"?
When we pass by a man on the street who looks like a Hispanic version of Shia Lebeouf. I point it out to my dad, and he looks at me with a smirk on his face.
"So would that make him Shia El Beouf?"
So I saw this in a reddit comment section. The post was an image of a map that had red marks on it. the red marks represented certain events. ( I am also colourblind and i'll have to agree with Guy1 )
Guy1: as a colourblind person i can't see shit
Guy2: check the toilet, they are pretty much all the same.
So this was a really lame joke but it still craked me up.
Picture of the comment: http://imgur.com/FYPPeEl
I tell my students to stay in their seats during lessons because my ADD makes me lose focus mid-sentence if they get up.
They ask "Mr El_Guapazo, do you have ADD?"
"Yep, I also have subtraction, division, and multiplication."
El Chupacabra.
El chupacabra
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