A list of puns related to "El P"
Elephino (el-eph-I-no)
El-if-i-know
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
El if I know!
Como se llama el hijo Hercules?
Herculito (el culito)
I dragged a quart of milk 3,000ft up El Capitan in Yosemite to tell this LEDGE AND DAIRY joke to my pun loving climbing partner
No-el no-L
Lorry-el
El-ton John
El Bone
Pur-El.
English and Spanish.
The Trump administration is making a game out of getting Latinos out of the country, they call it deporte.
Spanish heathens have to pay extra to preforn their ceremonies. Pagan rituals
What sci-fi weapon does the King of Spain prefer? A rey-gun!
Do you know how many times anyone had to tell me how to say 'eleven' in Spanish? Once.
Exclusivamente en español (Perdón por errores gramaticales)
Qué comida es el mas mojado? El agua-cate
Cual comida no puede decir una mentira? La verdadura
Como se llama un libro sobra la revolución? Libre!
Qué es exactamente una mejor que Beyonce? Beydoce
Cual animal siempre tiene un novio o novia? El Parejaro.
Cual comida es el menos diverido? Aburrito.
Sobre que papel de pelicula de Madonna no le quiere hablar? Evita!
Quiero que me digáis mas. Nunca tengo suficiente bromas!
Hey guys so I want to ask a girl out to prom. I want to do a pun with the words using Queen of Flow something like that. Other words can be included,
-Chambeas -Chevre -Estamos Perdiendo El Tiempo
elBOw Jackson
It would be called El Avocado Abogado.
Jor-El Come
My mom was doing a crossword over breakfast with my dad at the dining room table and I overheard her asking him for help on one of the clues.
"'Uplifted' is the clue... Could it be something like 'elified'?" She asked.
Dad quickly replies, "'El-if-I know!"
"God...." My mom groans. I almost spit the milk I was drinking out. He doesn't make dad jokes often, so it took me by surprise :)
El phobia.
Just came up with this. Gonna make everyone cringe all day.
....Because it's No-El....
J-eew-els.
A Tow-El
Yo guys, Can you help me? I need some puns with the name Elin. I thought something along the lines of "going el-in " like in poker but meh, i'm not convinced
If you do, there will be El Toupee!
My dad asked me to look for some chips so I went to look for them...
Me: Donde estan? - Where are they?
Dad: En la alacena. - In the cupboard.
I got the chips and when I got back to my dad a spark of creativity came to me...
Me: No las podia encontrar, es que estaba buscando en el almuerzo y no en la cena.
-I couldn't find them, seems I was looking in lunch and not in dinner.
My dad smiled and ate his chips.
for reference, alacena = cupboard, cena = dinner
El Paso
¿Cuál es el idioma más limpio del mundo?
El jabones
A broth-el.
¿Cuál nacionalidad tiene el mejor salud oral?
Los Canadientes.
El Chopo
Elanore (we called her El for short) had a crush on Samantha's (Sam for short) boyfriend Brad, and one day Sam ran past me crying. I stopped her and tried to console her. I asked her what was wrong. She said she had caught Brad with El in Brad's parents' barn. Brad left when El and Sam began fighting, and Sam said she grabbed El by the hair, hit her in the face with her knee and threw her into a pile of straw, and that she wasn't moving when she left. I rushed to see if she was ok, and amazingly, with very little effort, I found a kneed El in a haystack.
His name was El Lo El.
Dad: "What's that chemical in turkey that makes you sleepy, again?"
Me: "L-Tryptophan"
Dad: "El what? I didn't ask for the Spanish word for it."
Her: I want some bow's.
Me: You already have some, el-bows.
Her: NOOOOO (My three year old has perfected the disapproving groan of a bad dad joke.)
Today in class, we were given a work sheet and he told us that question 'L' was a real 'cute' one.
He then went on to tell us that we had to do the question before Christmas, because by then there will be 'No-el'.
Literally ten times a class we get one of these.
El-eph-i-no
El Chupacabra.
Elephino (El-if-I-know)
El chupacabra
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