Drive by Shooting Puns

A list of puns related to "Drive by Shooting"

What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG BANG clipclopclipclopclipclopclipclop

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👤︎ u/IAMA_Printer_AMA
📅︎ Aug 14 2015
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My dad was telling me about his doctor’s appointment today. He needed to get some vaccines, but because of Covid he would have to go to the office and they would give them to him in his car.

He said he was going to be involved in a drive by shooting.

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👤︎ u/MoDragonWang
📅︎ Sep 16 2020
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A hearse is driving up a very steep street

A hearse is driving up a very steep street and once it gets near the top, the back door opens up and the coffin comes shooting out of the hearse and rolls down the street.

People are diving out of the way, cars are swerving, it’s chaos! By the time it reaches the bottom of the hill it has picked up a lot of speed and crashes into a wall surrounded by people.

The door pops open, the body sits up and says “Do you have anything to stop this coughin?”

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👤︎ u/countryroads8484
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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What goes clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, BANG, BANG, BANG?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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What goes clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop?

An Amish Drive-by shooting.

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👤︎ u/astronautic
📅︎ Aug 17 2013
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