What do birds with Down Syndrome have?

Extra Crowmosomes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TonzBonz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Down syndrome...

Me and my dad were driving in the car and we got onto the topic of the human anatomy and such.

Me: you know how people with an extra chromosome have Down's syndrome?

Dad: yeah...

Me: what happens to people with one less chromosome?

Dad: they get up syndrome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oneplustwoisthree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2014
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How did the loaf of bread develop Down Syndrome

He had an extra crumb-osome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/automaticpotato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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Unfortunately, my child was conceived as me and my husband had sex under a goose-feather duvet...

So he was born with down syndrome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moby__dick
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2014
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The Long Con

A while ago I was sat down to dinner with my family, a delicious meal as it always is, ta very much Mum. Throughout dinner and the usual post-dinner chatter Dad had been muttering "My my myyyy Delilah..." to himself. Usually you can ignore a bit of a quiet singsong someone outside of a conversation is having to themselves but every 10-15 minutes he'd go "My my myyyy Delilah...". A good 2 hours after starting our dinner my sister feels the need to ask "Dad, why do you keep singing my my my delilah? Was there a song on the radio or something?". Dad gives a confused little look and goes "Hmmm? What? Oh dear oh dear oh dear... It's actually a medical problem. I went to the doctor about it recently" then raises his head trying to conceal that grin that we all know and dread. "He said I had Tom Jones Syndrome. I asked if it was common. He just shrugged and said it's not unusual". I gave him two thumbs up and a look of respect, most of the table gave a horrified groan. 2 Hours! the dedication on that man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeesterMoses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2015
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