Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..

Auntie climb attic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/astrosmash77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.

But it was arson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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Why did Tiger Woods' house burn down?

Because he got rid of all his hose.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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My dad asked me, β€œDo you know why our neighbour’s house burned down?”

Me: Fireworks?

Dad: Yeah. Sadly it does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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my wife and I found out that our boy was convicted of burning down houses

no matter what he's still arson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ax3-_-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I walked down a street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k,256k, 512k and 1MB.

That was a trip down memory lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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A couple of weeks ago my dad was taking us on a camping trip preceeded by a two hour drive, so a minute before we were going to leave the house he sat me and my brother down and told us:

Speak now or forever hold your pee

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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I was told to be sure to use the right nails for putting down trim in my house, but I can't find any.

At this point, I'm not even sure Finland makes nails!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keenDean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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My wife told me the kid almost burned the house down

Now i’m really scared of arson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yorak-Hunt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Today me and my wife caught our son burning down a house

We held each other's hand and said "that's arson"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eisenhower_is_dad
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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My job lets me take a week off as long as I live at the Sigma Chi house and totally throw down with the bros.

It's paid fraternity leave.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frasier_n_Chill
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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A drug dealer with a lisp lived in a run down house

You could say it was a meth.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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Mom: I'm going to run down to my cousin's house. She needs to borrow the car.

Dad: If she needs the car, maybe you should drive there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikesanerd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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A kid decides to burn his house down

Dad - putting his arm around his wife, both with tears in their eyes -

"That's arson".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dave89701
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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A child burns down his house...

Afterwards his father turns to his mother and, with tears in his eyes, exclaims β€œThat’s arson!”

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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My wife told me a cheese factory not that far from our house burnt down to the ground. I went to take a look to see it with my own eyes and she was right..

..all that was left was de brie.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house.

It is a top cellar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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After our house burnt down, the cops told us it could have been done by someone we know.

I turned to my wife and said, β€œIs it arson?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Two homeless fellas are squatting in an abandoned house down the road.

I guess it's cheaper than a gym membership.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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This guy really brought down the house
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chattahoochee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2016
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I wanted to cook something after my house burned down

But all I had was debrie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MosesNemo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2017
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The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.

But, it was arson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I walked down this street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, and 1MB

That was a trip down memory lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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I recently walked down a street with the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, 1mb etc

That was a trip down memory lane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrNakamura
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I walked down my old street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1MB.

It was a trip down memory lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CTXCI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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My wife told me our kid nearly burned down the house....

Now I'm really scared of arson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I walked down a street, and the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K & 1MB.

It was a trip down memory lane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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My wife told me the kid almost burned the house down.

Now i’m really scared of arson.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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