Auntie went up ladder into high part of house. High part of house not so strong. High part of house have dangerous things. I worry about Auntie. She up there long time. Later Auntie come down ladder, safe. Whole event was..
The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.
Why did Tiger Woods' house burn down?
Because he got rid of all his hose.
My dad asked me, “Do you know why our neighbour’s house burned down?”
Me: Fireworks?
Dad: Yeah. Sadly it does.
my wife and I found out that our boy was convicted of burning down houses
no matter what he's still arson
I walked down a street where the houses were numbered, 64k, 128k,256k, 512k and 1MB.
That was a trip down memory lane.
A couple of weeks ago my dad was taking us on a camping trip preceeded by a two hour drive, so a minute before we were going to leave the house he sat me and my brother down and told us:
Speak now or forever hold your pee
I was told to be sure to use the right nails for putting down trim in my house, but I can't find any.
At this point, I'm not even sure Finland makes nails!
My wife told me the kid almost burned the house down
Now i’m really scared of arson
Today me and my wife caught our son burning down a house
We held each other's hand and said "that's arson"
My job lets me take a week off as long as I live at the Sigma Chi house and totally throw down with the bros.
It's paid fraternity leave.
A drug dealer with a lisp lived in a run down house
You could say it was a meth.
Mom: I'm going to run down to my cousin's house. She needs to borrow the car.
Dad: If she needs the car, maybe you should drive there.
A kid decides to burn his house down
Dad - putting his arm around his wife, both with tears in their eyes -
"That's arson".
A child burns down his house...
Afterwards his father turns to his mother and, with tears in his eyes, exclaims “That’s arson!”
My wife told me a cheese factory not that far from our house burnt down to the ground. I went to take a look to see it with my own eyes and she was right..
..all that was left was de brie.
My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house.
After our house burnt down, the cops told us it could have been done by someone we know.
I turned to my wife and said, “Is it arson?”
Two homeless fellas are squatting in an abandoned house down the road.
I guess it's cheaper than a gym membership.
This guy really brought down the house
I wanted to cook something after my house burned down
But all I had was debrie.
The police arrested my daughter claiming she had burnt our house down.
I walked down this street where the houses were numbered, 64K, 128K, 256K, and 1MB
That was a trip down memory lane.
I recently walked down a street with the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k, 1mb etc
That was a trip down memory lane
I walked down my old street where the houses were numbered 64k, 128k, 256k, 512k and 1MB.
It was a trip down memory lane.
My wife told me our kid nearly burned down the house....
Now I'm really scared of arson
I walked down a street, and the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K & 1MB.
It was a trip down memory lane.
My wife told me the kid almost burned the house down.
Now i’m really scared of arson.
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