I'll be listing every I mean, EVERY heavyweight boxing scrap I can think of. So if you haven't any of these fights, go watch it NOW. Without a further a do, here it is:
- Bob Satterfield vs Elkins Brothers
- Deontay Wilder vs Johann Duhaupas
- Earnie Shavers vs Ron Lyle
- Earnie Shavers vs Roy "Tiger" Williams
- Earnie Shavers vs Bernardo Mercado
- Earnie Shavers vs Jeff Sims
- Earnie Shavers vs Tex Cobb
- David Tua vs David Izon
- Shannonn Briggs vs Franz Botha
- Floyd Patterson vs George Chuvalo
- Razor Ruddock vs James Smith
... keep reading on reddit โกOdds:
> Kenny Atkinson, 4/1 > > Terry Stotts, 5/1 > > Becky Hammon, 11/2 > > Alvin Gentry, 7/1 > > Darvin Ham, 8/1 > > Doug Christie, 10/1 > > Mike D'Antoni, 10/1 > > Bobby Jackson, 12/1 > > Mark Jackson, 12/1 > > Jeff Van Gundy, 14/1 > > Stan Van Gundy, 14/1 > > Charles Lee, 16/1 > > Sam Cassell, 16/1 > > Steve Clifford, 16/1
Something to note, Kenny Atkinson has previously mentioned during the preseason that he's not actively trying to get another HC job any time soon citing that he prefers the stability & job security of the Assistant Coach position (I also would prefer the Warriors' coaching staff do not lose the main stats/analytics guy + 1 of 2 assistants in charge of our offense):
> Atkinson says heโs not eager for another opportunity to be a head coach, which is not to be mistaken for lack of desire.
> โI always feel like Iโm hanging on to the NBA by my fingernails,โ he said. โThere are a lot of talented people out there. All of a sudden, you can look around and not be in the league any more. My fear, what keeps me up at night, is making sure I do the things that will keep me in the league. Iโve got to stay in the league. That is really my goal, because itโs the best job in the world.โ
>Podcast where the conversation took place - Dubs Talk @ 18:22 (Spotify Link)
I guess the concept didn't work
I've worked on this for about a year, adding albums that I think are solid, swinging, genre-propelling jazz.
...over 3200 tracks...
...over 315 albums...
almost entirely from my favorite decade in the history of Jazz, the 1950s...
Artists include:
*Ahmad Jamal
*Al Haig
*Arnett Cobb
*Art Blakey
*Art Farmer
*Art Pepper
*Art Tatum
*Barney Kessel
*Ben Webster
*Benny Carter
*Bill Evans
*Blue Mitchell
*Bob Corwin
*Bud Powell
*Bud Shank
*Cannonball Adderley
*Cecil Taylor
*Charles Mingus
*Charlie Parker
*Clark Terry
*Cliff Jordan
*Clifford Brown
*Coleman Hawkins
*Curtis Fuller
*Dexter Gordon
*Dizzy Gillespie
*Don Bias
*Donald Byrd
*Doug Watkins
*Duke Ellington
*Duke Jordan
*Earl Hines
*Eddie Davis
*Ellis Larkins
*Erroll Garner
*Fats Navarro
*Frank Morgan
*Frank Wess
*Freddie Hubbard
*Gene Ammons
*Gerry Mulligan
*Hampton Hawes
*Hank Jones
*Hank Mobley
*Harry Edison
*Henry "Red" Allen
*Herb Ellis
*Herb Geller
*Herbie Nichols
*Horace Silver
*Howard McGhee
*Humphrey Lyttelton
*Idrees Sulieman
*Illinois Jacquet
*J.J. Johnson
*Jackie McLean
*Jimmy Heath
*Jimmy Smith
*John Coltrane
*John Jenkins
*John Lewis
*Johnny Griffin
*Johnny Hodges
*Johnny Smith
*Junior Mance
*Kai Winding
*Kenny Burrell
*Kenny Clarke
*Kenny Dorham
*Lee Konitz
*Lester Young
*Lou Donaldson
*Louis Armstrong
*Lucky Thompson
*Max Roach
*Michel Legrand
*Miles Davis
*Milt Jackson
*The Modern Jazz Quartet
*Nat Adderley
*Oliver Nelson
*Ornette Coleman
*Oscar Peterson
*Paul Chambers
*Pepper Adams
*Phineas Newborn Jr.
*Quincy Jones
*Ralph Sutton
*Ramsey Lewis
*Randy Weston
*Ray Brown
*Red Garland
*Roy Haynes
*Serge Chaloff
*Shelly Manne
*Sonny Clark
*Sonny Criss
*Sonny Rollins
*Sonny Stitt
*Stan Getz
*Stanley Turrentine
*Steve Lacy
*Sun Ra
*Tadd Dameron
*Tal Farlow
*Teddy Wilson
*Thad Jones
*Thelonious Monk
*Tina Brooks
*Vic Dickenson
*Wardell Gray
*Warne Marsh
*Wes Montgomery
*Wynton Kelly
*Yusef Lateef
*Zoot Sims
If I missed one of your favorites, please, let me know.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
This is part one of this list. This list is based off of accomplishments in the NBA (or ABA), not college or international leagues. Please let me know of any mistakes or if I missed something.
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Key:
AS - All-Star
AN - All-NBA, All-ABA, All-BAA
AD - All-Defensive
AR - All-Rookie
MVP - Most Valuable Player
FMVP- Finals Most Valuable Player
DPOY - Defensive Player of the Year
6MOY - Sixth Man of the Year
MIP- Most Improved Player
COTY - Coach of the Year
EOTY- Executive of the Year
ScrC - Points Leader
AstC - Assists Leader
RebC - Rebounds Leader
StlC - Steals Leader
BlkC - Blocks Leader
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Acadia University (1): Brian Heaney (1969-70) - 2.0/0.3/0.4 - 14 G
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Akron (4): Bill Turner (1967-1973) - 5.4/3.5/0.6 - 294 G
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Alabama (32): Latrell Sprewell (1992-2005) - 18.3/4.1/4.0 - 913 G - 4x AS, 1x AN, 1x AD, AR
Honorable Mentions: Antonio McDyess, Robert Horry, Mo Williams, Gerald Wallace
Active: JaMychal Green, Collin Sexton, Kira Lewis Jr, Herb Jones, Joshua Primo
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Alabama A&M (1): Mickell Gladness (2011-12) - 2.2/2.2/0.2 - 26 G
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Alabama at Birmingham (11): Elijah Millsap (2015-2017) - 4.2/2.8/1.1 - 69 G
Active: Nate Darling
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Alabama State (2): Kevin Loder (1981-84) - 5.9/2.3/1.2 - 148 G
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Alabama-Huntsville (1): Josh Magette (2017-20) - 2.2/1.0/2.4 - 26 G
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Albany State (5): Caldwell Jones (1973-1990) - 7.9/8.2/1.4 - 1299 G - 1x AS, 2x AD
Honorable Mention: Wil Jones
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Albertson College of Idaho (1): Elgin Baylor (1958-72) - 27.4/13.5/4.3 - 846 G - HOF, 11x AS, 10x AN, ROY
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Alcorn State (6): Lindsey Hunter (1993-2010) - 8.5/2.2/2.7 - 937 G - 2x Champ, AR
Honorable Mention: Larry Smith
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Alliance College (1): Don Asmonga (1953-54) - 0.7/0.1/0.7 - 7 G
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American (2): Kermit Washington (1973-82, 1987) - 9.2/8.3/1.4 - 507 G - 1x AS, 2x AD
Honorable Mention: Andre Ingram
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American International (1): Mario Elie (1990-2001) - 8.6/2.8/2.6 - 732 G - 3x Champ
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Appalachian State (1): Belus Smawley (1947-51) - 12.7/2.8/23 - 261 G
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Arizona (60): Gilbert Arenas (2001-12) - 20.7/3.9/5.3 - 552 G - 3x AS, 3x AN, MIP
Honorable Mentions: Andre Iguodala, Jason Terry, Richard Jefferson, Mike Bibby, Damon Stoudamire, Steve Kerr
Active: Deandre Ayton, Aaron Gordon, Josh Green, Solomon Hill, Andre Iguodala, Stanley Johnson, Lauri Markkanean, TJ McConnell, Zeke Nnaji
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... keep reading on reddit โกAlot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itโs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donโt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
And now Iโm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But thatโs comparing apples to oranges
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
