I don't know why the boat is sinking
But one thing is for sure tho, I'm going to go to the bottom with this
I don't know WHY people keep saying nothing rhymes with orange...
...they don't sound alike at ALL.
I don't know why people clarify butter...
It never seemed that complicated to me
I don't know why anybody would carry a dull pocketknife
I mean... its almost pointless
I love Middle Eastern food. I don't know why they call it falafel.
It should be fal-awesome!
I don't know why I sometimes look shorter than I really am.
Do yall know why fish don't have politicians?
Because they elect officials
I dont know why men get weirded out by periods.
I dont know why people spend 10 cents a bag at the grocery store when you can buy the whole shopping cart for a quarter.
You know why I don't like the song Lady Marmalade?
I don't know why flight school takes so long.
I don't know why I many so many fish puns.
I just do it for the halibut.
Do you know why you don't need a lot of money to buy ovine meat?
I don't know why I bother checking the wind forecast.
Don't know why people complain about summer heat...
Imagine shoveling snow on this heat, it would be terrible.
I don't know why my Austrian, German, Luxembourgish and Swiss friends said "Bitte schön!" and "You're so nice!" to me...
I just told them that the room they hosted the party and dance music in was Feeling Dank and we should have picked someplace else.
24M international student, still trying to get up on his feet, has a long way to go before becoming a Dad. Thank you r/dadjokes for all the laughs! 🤣
>!Vielen Dank in German is pronounced similar to Feeling Dank (the V has an "F" sound), and it literally means "many thanks".!<
I don't know why I was given a Geiger counter at work.
I don't know why my credit score is so low.....
....all of my bills say my balance is outstanding.
Johnny Appleseed went to the doctor one day. "Doctor," he said, "My feet hurt and I don't know why. Maybe it's all the walking?"
The doctor examined him and asked him some questions about his line of work.
"Well, Johnny," he said, "I'm afraid you have planter fascitis."
I don't know why my dwarf friend got upset before going to his important job interview...
...all i said was: "Good luck, just don't sell yourself short!"
Wanna know why I don't like pancake makers ?
Because they give me the crepes
I don't know why people don't find ",d Au" funny...
Something about splinters grosses me out, and I don't know why.
They aren't exactly disgusting, but they always get under my skin.
Do you know why they don't send donkeys to school?
Nobody likes a smart ass.
My dad's favorite to a smart-ass kid
"Hey son, why did the sea monster eat not just one, but FIVE ships carrying a cargo of potatoes?" Grimacing, he replied, "I don't know dad, why?"
"Because who can stop at just one potato ship?!"
You know, I really don't understand why everyone likes the Shrek movies so much.
I personally find them pretty mediogre.
I don't know why everyone was upset with me at the farmer market.
I was just taking a leek.
Do you know why we don't talk about Bruno?
Because we sing about him.
You know why smoker's dont use matches anymore?
Because they went on strike
Why don't werewolves ever know the time?
Because they're not whenwolves
You know why the Star Wars characters don't use Iphones?
Because they only have Androids
You wanna know why I dont like people talking about me?
Because they discussed me.
I dont know why I just dont trust stairs
They always seam up to something
I don't know why but frozen desserts all on their own scare me.
Every time I see one ice cream
I don't know why I was fired from my office yesterday!
I didn't even do anything at work!
Dad, showing me his pinky : "Did you know that the Chinese don't have that finger ?" Me : "What ? No." Dad : "wanna know why ?" Me: "yeah"
It's because it's MY pinky.
Know why they don't play poker in the jungle?
I don't know why I like Switzerland
But the flag is a big plus
I don't know why it wooden't work
Do you know why the north and south pole don't get along?
I don't know why people are afraid of flying...
Most crashes happen at ground level.
I don't know why anyone would ever want a pocket calculator..
It's really easy to count how many pockets I've got.
I don't know why people are complaining there's nothing to do. I've been stockpiling the whole day.
Don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado...
It’s just a refreshing breeze!
Do you know why I don't trust atoms
I don't know why the beautiful attendant at Ikea reported me to the police.
All I asked was "How much for one night stand ?"
Wanna know why I don't trust stairs?
They're always up to something...
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