What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
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Where do you learn how to make ice cream?
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What do you call a magician who loses his magic?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Waiter: βHow do you like your steak, sirβ?
Sir: βLike winning an argument with my wifeβ.
Waiter βRare it is!β.
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What do you call a polar bear in the jungle?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What do you call a bee that cannot make up its mind?
A maybe....
Courtesy of my 5 y/o daughter.
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How do you get a farm girl to like you?
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︎ Feb 26 2021
What do you call a retired miner?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What do you call someone who can't stop watching films with strong female leads?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"
A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"
"Very SHADY things."
It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
If you want to weigh a whale you take it to a whale weigh station. So where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?
Somewheeere over the rainbow...
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︎ Mar 30 2021
What do you call 2 birds stuck together?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
What do you say to warn your family you're about to test a new dad joke on them?
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︎ Mar 11 2021
What do you call a ghost chicken?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What do you call a person with epilepsy laying on a bed of lettuce?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
How do you make a Lamborghini?
You get a Sheeporghini and a Ramborghini to fall in love.
My 12-year-old daughter and I came up with this one together.
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?
You look for fresh prints
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What do you call a murderer that can't stop farting?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
What do you call a dog without legs?
It doesn't matter what you call it, he's not coming.
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︎ Mar 20 2021
What do you call a paper plane that doesn't fly ?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
Where do you park a camel?
At the Camelot
(My Egyptian fatherβs fav joke)
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What do you call a bunch of flies in a vacuum chamber?
Walks.
For those who didn't get it , it's okay , there's no pressure at all !
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︎ Mar 23 2021
9yo shared this one with me: What do you call a cow who just had a baby?
De-calf-inated!
Edit: it's been pointed out some people pronounce calf as cΔlf, so its taking a second. Pronounce it like decaffeinated coffee.
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what do you call an american bee?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
What do you call a fat psychic?
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
What do you call similar looking breasts ?
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︎ Apr 04 2021
What do you call an Italian genie?
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My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
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︎ Mar 24 2021
What do you call a belt made of watches?
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︎ Mar 26 2021
What do you call a happy cowboy?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What do you call a joke that isnβt funny?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
How do you make antifreeze?
You take away her blanket
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︎ Mar 23 2021
What do you call crows that stick close together?
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︎ Mar 19 2021
Do you know where I store all my dad jokes?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
What do you call an isolated tree?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What do you call a pile of cats?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
How do you call an elephant that does not matter?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
What do you call a werewolf youtuber?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
What do you call a mean potato?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
What do you call a hippieβs wife?
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︎ Mar 23 2021
How do you make a sausage roll?
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︎ Apr 03 2021
How do you cut the sea?
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︎ Mar 27 2021
What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?
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What do you need to do when youβre addicted to sea weed?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What do you call a building full of guitarists?
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︎ Apr 08 2021
Do you know how to get a farm girl to like you?
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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