Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?

Mentos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalbo_boii
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Do you know which Knight it was who came up with the Round Table?

Sir Cumference

(My dad's a math teacher)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hell-si
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Because if they rolled forward, they’d be in the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kat_GotYourTongue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?

They're big metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tristanator5100
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Do you know the problem with fashion nazis?

They're always arguing over who has the best jeans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vlind
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?

They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vissik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Do you know why the security guard is not the champion?

Because he is not the best of the mall

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EquipmentNearby80
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?

Towels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedMusical
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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How do you know someone is a racist?

"They go VROOM VROOM VROOM"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yonatan_Shai
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms?

A thesaurus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smorp_a_Dorp
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?

[removed]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cthulhouette
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Do you know what Fe stands for?

It’s a little ironic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kklorgiax
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Do you know what 50 Cent used to do every time he got hungry

58

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jflorio9
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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What do call an animal that knows if you're lying?

Sealion

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Passw0rdSUCKS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?

A Wicked Smart car

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πŸ‘€︎ u/souphead420
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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My dad asked me, β€œDo you know why our neighbour’s house burned down?”

Me: Fireworks?

Dad: Yeah. Sadly it does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Do you know mike and jack?

They had a son who went on to become a famous musical star. michal-jack-son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blizzard_Wolf101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Do you know Mr. Mushroom

He's a Fun guy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sebast2111
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...

...talking to the wine."

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Do you know what’s next after the USA?

USB.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AkilDXIV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2021
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These Jokes are terrible. Do you know what is more terrible?

Paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaaletram
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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Do you know what my grandmother's zodiac is?

cancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whotachmaspaget
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Do you know the musician who enrolled in a programming course?

He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ordinary_shiba
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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When do you know if your doctor is a quack?

When you see his bill.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Do you know why I don't like Paper?

Because it's tearable!

I know this is not original (plenty of renditions out there), but my 8 year old made it up herself. So not only is it original to her, she made my day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewdavis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Do you know what's funny?

I'm trying to become a comedian

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trawkker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?

Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tamizander
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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How do you know if a cow takes weed?

The steaks are too high.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eissaphobia
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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Do you know how coal turns into diamonds?

It coalapses underpressure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sudden_Ad220
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

That side has more birds.

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Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?

Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reconize35
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/officialsmolkid
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Do you know what’s wrong about sharing COVID dad jokes?

It may take you two weeks to get it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/furbiever
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Do you know Cardi B has a sister who’s an athletic trainer ?

Her name is Cardi O

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dashedthoughts
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Do you know what Cthulhu loves on his steak?

H. P. Sauce!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VerbalAcrobatics
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?

Swallows....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Photographer_Rob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Do you know what car someone who loves rhythmical music should own ?

A Honda Beat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBeat25
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Do you know why laughing gas makes you laugh?

Because it smells funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomSFox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water

If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_dont_know55
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?

Because he Congo there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U_R_M_M_O_M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Do you know why are they called calves?

Because they are half a cow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taken-_-already
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

That side has more birds on it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AusSpyder
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?

You Cherokee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SecretButtCrack
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

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Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?

Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonkagloop
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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How do you know when it’s alpaca time?

The a-llama goes off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"

Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Do you know what 50 did when it was hungry?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sammin4932
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

Because there are more geese on that side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TempestWest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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