Do you know what the opposite of ladyfingers is?
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Do you know which Knight it was who came up with the Round Table?
Sir Cumference
(My dad's a math teacher)
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Do you know why scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?
Because if they rolled forward, theyβd be in the boat
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Do you wanna know what kind of music windmills listen to?
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︎ Feb 13 2021
Do you know the problem with fashion nazis?
They're always arguing over who has the best jeans
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︎ Feb 03 2021
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
Theyβre all girls, otherwise theyβd be uncles!
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︎ Dec 29 2020
Do you know why the security guard is not the champion?
Because he is not the best of the mall
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Do you know what the leading cause of dry skin is ?
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How do you know someone is a racist?
"They go VROOM VROOM VROOM"
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What do you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of synonyms?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
Do you know what happened to Jack Ma after he criticized the Chinese Government?
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Do you know what Fe stands for?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Do you know what 50 Cent used to do every time he got hungry
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What do call an animal that knows if you're lying?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
Do you guys know what the most popular car in South Boston is?
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︎ Feb 11 2021
My dad asked me, βDo you know why our neighbourβs house burned down?β
Me: Fireworks?
Dad: Yeah. Sadly it does.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Do you know mike and jack?
They had a son who went on to become a famous musical star.
michal-jack-son
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︎ Jan 25 2021
Do you know Mr. Mushroom
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I was having a glass of wine with my wife after a long day and I heard her say "I love you so much and always look forward to being with you at the end of the day. I don't know what I'd do without you." "Is that you or the wine talking?" I asked. She replied "It's me...
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Do you know whatβs next after the USA?
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︎ Jan 27 2021
These Jokes are terrible. Do you know what is more terrible?
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Do you know what my grandmother's zodiac is?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Do you know the musician who enrolled in a programming course?
He said it was a major improvement to his C# skills, it also augmented his C+ code.
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︎ Feb 12 2021
When do you know if your doctor is a quack?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
Do you know why I don't like Paper?
Because it's tearable!
I know this is not original (plenty of renditions out there), but my 8 year old made it up herself. So not only is it original to her, she made my day.
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Do you know what's funny?
I'm trying to become a comedian
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Do you know why the French eat just one egg for breakfast?
Because in France, one egg is Un ouef.
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How do you know if a cow takes weed?
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︎ Jan 06 2021
Do you know how coal turns into diamonds?
It coalapses underpressure!
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︎ Jan 04 2021
When migrating birds fly in the shape of a V, do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
That side has more birds.
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Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?
Do you know how Moses makes his coffee?
Hebrews it.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
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Do you know whatβs wrong about sharing COVID dad jokes?
It may take you two weeks to get it.
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Do you know Cardi B has a sister whoβs an athletic trainer ?
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︎ Nov 15 2020
Do you know what Cthulhu loves on his steak?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Storks bring babies, but do you know what type of birds prevent babies?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Do you know what car someone who loves rhythmical music should own ?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Do you know why laughing gas makes you laugh?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
Do you know why divers fall backwards into the water
If they fall forwards they will fall into the boat
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︎ Jan 09 2021
Do you know why Leopold II. doesn't travel to Africa anymore?
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︎ Jan 19 2021
Do you know why are they called calves?
Because they are half a cow.
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When flying in V formation one side's often longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
That side has more birds on it
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︎ Jan 08 2021
How do you let your Native American friend know he's welcome anytime?
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Do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isnβt flooded...
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︎ Dec 16 2020
How do you know when itβs alpaca time?
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︎ Jan 01 2021
Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, upto a point."
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Do you know what 50 did when it was hungry?
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When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
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