How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Do you know why I don't like Paper?
Because it's tearable!
I know this is not original (plenty of renditions out there), but my 8 year old made it up herself. So not only is it original to her, she made my day.
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︎ Jan 31 2021
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What do you call a dog that likes laps?
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︎ Dec 25 2020
2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"
The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
What do you call a clam with a lisp that doesnโt like to share?
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︎ Nov 04 2020
What do you call a father or a mother who's kid looks a lot like them ?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
How do you call someone who likes to read on the summer?
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Do you like potatoes?
Because I find them very a-peeling.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
What do you call someone who doesn't like racing of any kind?
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︎ Nov 19 2020
"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.
The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"
Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"
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︎ Oct 16 2020
What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?
Audiofilephile.
What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?
Audiophile file.
What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?
Audiofilephilephile.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
My closet has a weird smell to it. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
Next question. How did you get their little legs to spread?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
Dad, do you like flowers?
Some, on a vase by vase basis.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Do you know why the boy didn't want to become a cheese slicer like his brother?
He wanted to become a grater man
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you call a candy which doesn't like to be with others?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
do you know why police like to arrive early at riots?
They like to beat the crowd!!!!
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︎ Sep 10 2020
What do you call a sailor who you donโt like?
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︎ Aug 22 2020
Do you know why I like windows?
You can always see right through them.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call a room full of dudes that like honey?
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What do you call a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia?
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︎ Jul 26 2020
So, you do understand how constantly treating life like an improv class is unhealthy right?
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
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︎ Oct 04 2020
What do you call a dentist who doesnโt like tea?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?
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︎ Jul 24 2020
What do you call a dog that barks like "wap wap wap"
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︎ Sep 10 2020
How do you like my new pickup line?
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Do you feel like a thing that is borrowed, especially a sum of money that is expected to be paid back with interest?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
Hydrogen: Helium, how do I become like you?
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︎ Aug 25 2020
What do you like about neurologists??
They always mind their business!
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What do you call vegan men who like other men?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
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︎ Jul 28 2020
"How do you get a squirrel to like you?"
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︎ Nov 19 2020
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
One wind turbine asks the other one โwhat kind of music do you like?โ
The other one says โIโm a heavy metal fan.โ
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︎ Jul 19 2020
How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
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︎ Jul 01 2020
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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