How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
Do you know why I don't like Paper?
Because it's tearable!
I know this is not original (plenty of renditions out there), but my 8 year old made it up herself. So not only is it original to her, she made my day.
What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
What do you call it when you feel like your hearing the same song over and over again
What do you call someone who acts like a piece of fish poop?
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
What do you call a dog that likes laps?
2 windmills are in a field. One asks: "What kind of music do you like?"
The other responds: "Well, I'm a big metal fan".
What do you call a situation when you don't feel like digging holes anymore?
What do you call a clam with a lisp that doesn’t like to share?
What do you call a father or a mother who's kid looks a lot like them ?
How do you call someone who likes to read on the summer?
Do you like potatoes?
Because I find them very a-peeling.
What do you call someone who doesn't like racing of any kind?
"Why do you like my music so much?" The grape asked his fans.
The fans responded: "Because your music just raisinates with us!"
Laughing off the pun his fans had just made, the grape replied: "Well, that's raisinable!"
What do you call someone who really likes digitally storing music?
Audiofilephile.
What do you call a database of people who love sound equipment?
Audiophile file.
What do you call someone who loves a person who loves to store digitally storing music?
Audiofilephilephile.
My closet has a weird smell to it. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
Next question. How did you get their little legs to spread?
Dad, do you like flowers?
Some, on a vase by vase basis.
Do you know why the boy didn't want to become a cheese slicer like his brother?
He wanted to become a grater man
What do you call a candy which doesn't like to be with others?
do you know why police like to arrive early at riots?
They like to beat the crowd!!!!
What do you call a sailor who you don’t like?
Do you know why I like windows?
You can always see right through them.
What do you call a room full of dudes that like honey?
What do you call a boat made of potatoes shaped like male genitalia?
So, you do understand how constantly treating life like an improv class is unhealthy right?
What do people who like to annoy grammar snobs call it when you leave the Great Lakes unprotected?
What do you call a dentist who doesn’t like tea?
Do you know why a hot dog bun looks a but like male genitalia and a hamburger bun looks like female genitalia?
What do you call a dog that barks like "wap wap wap"
How do you like my new pickup line?
Do you feel like a thing that is borrowed, especially a sum of money that is expected to be paid back with interest?
How much soda do you have to drink before it tastes like birds?
Hydrogen: Helium, how do I become like you?
What do you like about neurologists??
They always mind their business!
What do you call vegan men who like other men?
I burst into the kitchen and shouted at my wife, "Honey! Whatever you do, do NOT let them take your temperature on your forehead when you go into the supermarket!! It erases your memory!! I went in for bread and milk like you asked..."
"...and came out with two cases of beer!!!"
"How do you get a squirrel to like you?"
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
One wind turbine asks the other one “what kind of music do you like?”
The other one says “I’m a heavy metal fan.”
How do you get a squirrel to like you ?
How do you get a squirrel to like you?
Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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