What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over?
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What do you do when you see a orange mosquito?
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︎ Nov 23 2021
Why do you never see Spanish Mathematicians?
Because after they count to Dos, they disappear without a Très.
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︎ Oct 20 2021
What do you do when you first see a Mexican Salamander?
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︎ Nov 16 2021
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they are really good at it
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︎ Oct 01 2021
What do you do if you see a Spaceman?
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︎ Nov 07 2021
What kind of pants do you get when you see a big cat?
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︎ Nov 14 2021
What do you do if you see an epileptic in the bathtub?
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︎ Oct 08 2021
What do you see when a Duck farts?
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︎ Oct 29 2021
Why do you see a lot of lions at the end of summer in Tanzania?
Because pride comes before the fall.
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︎ Sep 22 2021
What do you call the odometer that you see in many movies?
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︎ Sep 04 2021
What do you do in Roswell if you see a space, man?
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︎ Sep 08 2021
What do you say when you see exactly 69 rodents right in front of you?
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︎ Sep 13 2021
What do you see when the Pillsbury dough boy bends over?
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︎ May 22 2021
You sure he had a penile surgery done? I do not see a Vas Deferens tbh. π€·π»ββοΈ
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︎ Jul 17 2021
Do you see that stick insect over there? It just fell out of that tree.
It's actually a nonstick insect.
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︎ Jul 21 2021
What do you see when the sunrise bends down?
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︎ Jun 22 2021
Why do you never see Wonder Woman or the Amazons cry?
They donβt want to smear Themyscira
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︎ May 18 2021
What do you call a tube you can see things crashing in?
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︎ Mar 06 2021
Why do you never see people running in Jeans alone?
Because Jeans run in a family
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︎ Jan 05 2021
What do you call a pennant you can't see?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Why do you never see a Rhinoceros hiding in a tree?
Because they are exceptionally good at it!
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︎ Feb 06 2021
A person who cannot see is known as blind, a person who cannot speak is known as mute. So, what do you call a person who cannot hear?
Anything you want to call them, they cannot hear.
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Why do you never see hippos hiding in trees?
Because they're very good at it.
EDIT: If your looking for animal jokes, read the comments section.
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︎ May 10 2018
Why do you never see cows sleeping?
Because they go to bed pasture bedtime.
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︎ Jul 08 2020
What do you call a fish that can't see?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Where do you go when you see the same post twice?
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Who do you go see when you've got no signal in the waiting room?
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︎ Nov 09 2020
What do you say when you see Bob Marley cooking?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
What do you call a random dog you see on the street?
Nothing, you make weird noises until it comes close enough for you to pet it
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because theyβre really good at it.
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︎ Sep 22 2021
Why do you never see Hippos hiding in trees?
Because theyβre good at it
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︎ Sep 28 2021
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because theyβre really good at it
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︎ Aug 08 2021
Why do you never see rinos hiding in trees?
Because they're really good at it.
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︎ Jul 31 2021
What should you do if you see a space man?
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︎ Aug 19 2021
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
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︎ Jul 31 2021
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because theyβre so good at it.
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︎ Jul 11 2021
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees??
Because theyβre really good at it.
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︎ Aug 06 2021
What do you do when you see a space man?
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︎ May 27 2021
What do you see when a duck bends over?
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︎ Mar 05 2021
What should you do if you see a space man?
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're that good
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because they're so good at it!
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you do when you see a space man?
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︎ Dec 19 2020
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?
Because theyβre so good at it.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
What do you do if you see a spaceman?
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
What do you do when you see a spacenan
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