What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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What do you call a person who can't hear?
You can call him anything cause he won't able to hear you.
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What do you call a laptop that can sing?
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What do you call a bug that can do math
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What do you call a broken can opener
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What do you call a pig that can't drive?
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What do you call a pirate who's mad because he can't pee?
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What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?
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What do you call an octopus that can't count?
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?
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︎ Dec 17 2020
What do you call a dinosaur who can no longer fart?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What do you call a young adult who canβt leave her house due to a pandemic?
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What do you call chips that you can catch?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What do you call more turkeys than you can count?
A Gobbillion. Happy thanksgiving!
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What do you call a Jedi that can't get to sleep?
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︎ Nov 28 2020
What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?
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︎ Nov 25 2020
What do you call a dad that has changed gender and canβt lie?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What do you call a fish that can't see?
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︎ Oct 26 2020
What do you call paper you canβt trust?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What do you call a fish who can't swim?
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︎ Nov 14 2020
What do you get when two lizards canβt mate?
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︎ Nov 08 2020
What do you can 2 false statements that are so bad they stun you?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?
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︎ Oct 18 2020
What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you call a wizard who can make toasted sandwiches?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic
Ps: This one is from my daughter who loves Attack On Titans... don't know where she gets it from... π
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︎ Oct 07 2020
What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What can you do if your child doesn't get a place in daycare?
You can send it to the Army. They always have places left in the infantry.
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︎ Aug 19 2020
What do you call someone who can talk to the mail?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
What kind of house do you think you can pick up!?
Iβm not very bright but Iβm pretty sure I can pick up a Light House!
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︎ Sep 25 2020
What do you call a clock that can't tell time ??
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︎ Sep 20 2020
What do you call a bee who canβt make up his mind?
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What do you call a filled trash can?
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What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you call a person, who can't take a cheesy joke?
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︎ Sep 09 2020
What do you feel when your phone can't detect your bluetooth device ?
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︎ Jul 07 2020
What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What do you call a can opener that doesnβt work?
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︎ Jul 16 2020
What do you call a can opener that's broken?
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︎ Nov 21 2019
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What do you call a broken can opener?
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︎ Aug 06 2020
What do you call a broken can opener
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