What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seven_Arcadian
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I said to my kids, "Never let anyone tell you what you can and can't do! Take Beethoven for example. They told him he could not be a musician because he was deaf!"

"But he didn't listen!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A labracadabrador!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ifruitninja
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you call a person who can't hear?

You can call him anything cause he won't able to hear you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HussainKegel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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What do you call a laptop that can sing?

A Dell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grexti
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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What do you call a bug that can do math

A arithme-tick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimilarThought9
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a broken can opener

A can’t opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AshamedTurtwig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a pig that can't drive?

A road hog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
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What do you call a pirate who's mad because he can't pee?

irate

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What do you call a person who can't stop stealing kitchen supplies?

A whisk taker

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What do you call an octopus that can't count?

A septopus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaydezi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a Christmas decoration made of $100 bills that can play R&B hits?

Aretha Franklins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur who can no longer fart?

Extinct

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dq72
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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What do you call a young adult who can’t leave her house due to a pandemic?

Quaran-teen

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What do you call chips that you can catch?

Snatchos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mcklauster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What do you call more turkeys than you can count?

A Gobbillion. Happy thanksgiving!

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What do you call a Jedi that can't get to sleep?

A restless Knight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garmdian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What do you call a Mexican who can't find his car?

Carlos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconlover09
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a dad that has changed gender and can’t lie?

Transparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manpatpost
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call a fish that can't see?

Blind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurgraxD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What do you call paper you can’t trust?

A sketch pad

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What do you call a fish who can't swim?

A taxi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wings31
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What do you get when two lizards can’t mate?

A reptile dysfunction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0rM1lk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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What do you can 2 false statements that are so bad they stun you?

Paralyze (pair of lies)

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What do you call someone who can conjure up compressed files?

A source-a-rar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call the biggest size of soup you can order in restaurants?

Souper size

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you call a wizard who can make toasted sandwiches?

Breville Longbottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knanshon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What do you call a titan that can't swim?

Titanic

Ps: This one is from my daughter who loves Attack On Titans... don't know where she gets it from... πŸ™‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akulernih
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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What do you call the first Ant to grace the Earth who can't be persuaded to Sin?

Adamant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLearningUstaad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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What can you do if your child doesn't get a place in daycare?

You can send it to the Army. They always have places left in the infantry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/death-to-turtles
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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What do you call someone who can talk to the mail?

A parceltongue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyrion_Lannister
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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What kind of house do you think you can pick up!?

I’m not very bright but I’m pretty sure I can pick up a Light House!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourAnimateJonnyV
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What do you call a clock that can't tell time ??

Coo Coo !!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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What do you call a bee who can’t make up his mind?

A maybe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call a filled trash can?

Trash cannot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doorbell28
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What do you call a crime fighting dog that can swim underwater?

SCUBA-Doo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
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What do you call a person, who can't take a cheesy joke?

Lactose intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inoobie_am
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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What do you feel when your phone can't detect your bluetooth device ?

Des***pair***

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subareid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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What do you call a paper airplane that can't fly?

Stationary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottdetweiler
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3V1L420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?

A can’t opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

Trixie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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What do you call a can opener that doesnβ€˜t work?

A canβ€˜t opener!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeje17j
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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What do you call a can opener that's broken?

A can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArchaicAlien
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/altgenetics
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a broken can opener?

Can't opener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abbabil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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What do you call a broken can opener

A can't opener

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivanshu
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