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My friend works in IT and I asked him, “How do you make a motherboard?”
He said, “I usually tell her about my job.”
Nothing I can do about it
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
How do you tell the sex of an ant? You drop it in water. It sinks: girl ant. It floats:...
The Titanic II is a modern-day replica of the RMS Titanic and is scheduled to set sail in 2022. It's creators do not believe it will relive the tragedy of it's predecessor because
that was an ice-olated incident.
What do you call a bear that's missing its ear?
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?
It goes back four seconds.
What do you call it when you spill your drink all over a piano?
My son accidentally smashed his foot on the table and as he was hopping around the room screaming in pain, I rushed to the phone, picked it up and asked him, "Do you want me to call..."
What do you call it when you are stuck between two Fruit trucks?
What do you call a dinosaur who stalks its prey by cunning stealth?
Nobodysaurus
...I'll get my coat (again)
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What do you call it when you have proof that you bought a wig?
Where do you bury asphalt after it dies?
What do you call it when a transgender interpreter is late to work?
What does a cloud do when it gets an itch?
It finds the nearest skyscraper.
What do you call it when you make yogurt drinks smaller?
What do you call a fish that’s missing it’s i’s?
I made this video in good humor only... please do not take it as offense in any way, shape, or form!
Life as a Stay at Home Dad (honest humor nothing against Stay at Home Dads)
As as an aspiring father figure, I have the greatest respect for dads of every kind. In fact, much of this stems from the fact I’ve grown up from the age of 6 without a father of my own. I made this video as a comical representation of what I hope to be one day: a guy full of dad jokes and such humor.
Thank you for reading and enjoy!
What do you call it when a ball going in one direction starts going in the opposite direction?
What do you call a waffle with a hole in it?
What do you call it when a mountain makes a joke
What do you call it when two Egyptians fart at the same time?
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
How do we know that a tree makes a sound if it falls in the forest?
Because it will dialogue.
What do you call a chicken that has a lettuce leaf in its eye?
My closet has a weird smell to it. Do you know what mothballs smell like?
Next question. How did you get their little legs to spread?
What do you call a soothsayer in it for the money?
Do you know what it means if you have a headache?
It means you have a head.
What do you call a selfie that’s so good you put it in a frame?
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What do you call it when a lorry of tortoises crashes into an aquarium?
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What do you call it when people in Russia are split up?
What do you call it when you throw a middle aged woman off a building and they come back to you?
What do you say to a cow when its in the road
What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?
What do you call a citrus fruit when it has been crossed with a cat?
Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.
Reddit, should I do it?
I like someone, but I don't know if she likes me too. I think Alaska
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a Jack-o-lantern by its diameter
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