Steve Carell's character in Welcome to Marwen is a more depressing version of his character in Dinner for Schmucks
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Just noticed the โ€˜Dinner for schmucksโ€™ reference. Brilliant
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cartmanbra77
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Trying to find Jemaine's long knit robe in "Dinner for Schmucks"
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tryingtofindstuff
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When teams complain about not being able to find sponsors but some schmuck got his 70k Tesla Model 3 Paid for: ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก๐Ÿคก jalopnik.com/how-a-nascarโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NoahthePorscheGuy
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Functional programming is for schmucks link.medium.com/a3JQatcfJโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/argernos
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Bought this 60s Westclox alarm clock from Goodwill for $2. Noticed "get up schmuck" was engraved on the top when I got home
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/profJesusfish
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Vote Down Musk (and some other schmucks) at Time's Person of the Year for 2018 time.com/5454447/person-oโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Haus42
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5 YEARS AGO TODAY: A couple of indy schmucks battled for the WWE Championship in an instant classic dailymotion.com/video/x15โ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/morbicae
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Schmuck: For Adam Jones, 'exciting' prospect of free agency didn't live up to his expectations baltimoresun.com/sports/sโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aresef
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Some schmuck is selling my artwork (3840*2160 OC Wallpaper) on Amazon as 5-panel wall art without credit or compensation
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I don't have time for the hunt like I used to. I have to resort to pre ordering online like some schmuck.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jimmy281
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If youโ€™re dumb enough to play for the ravens, youโ€™re a big enough schmuck to journey to Arrowhead Stadium!
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theketchupthief
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He won't vote for a Schmuck from Queens another time.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/boinky-boink
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Hitting too close to home for a lot of you schmucks
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AbeVigoda_aka_Death
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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[EVENT] Just a schmuck looking for legitimate work (KL open).

##Blackwater Bay, 229 AC

As the cog lurched forth towards the harbor, Willimet grew a tad anxious. While the men under his command were by no means any true threat, he wasn't sure how the locals- or the Gold Cloaks, more importantly- would take to a half-foreign knight marching in with a group of cavalrymen. Slinking back down into the cabin, he had a brief bout of inspiration, and began to write.


.... the procession consisted of a hundred armed men. They looked rougher than anyone in the Capital but us. At their head rode a dark figure on the biggest black stallion I'd ever seen..... I was disturbed. Had they come off from the strange ship in the harbor?.....


Hopping off the ship, Willimet sent the men off to find accommodations, along with regrouping with the men he'd sent overland. He and Addam, meanwhile, would go around the city, hopefully finding a suitable patron for his grandiose idea of a knightly order.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Minihawking
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Help me build a wardrobe for Europe that I can enjoy Norway in March & Crete in May while not looking completely like a fashion-less schmuck or a standout tourist.

I am a man who has worn out practically all of his clothes and equipment over the years am looking to buy a new set. This is prompted by the fact that I am taking a 3 month trip through Europe next year with my wife and that I am changing careers so my equipment membership benefits are gonna expire. This is my first big personal trip in about 5 years, I travel for work but this is different.

The majority of our destinations are cities, traveling by trains, but throughout our trip we are taking some smaller excursions through the wilderness. We are going all over from Spain to Hungary and Scotland to Greece, but the actual itinerary is still being worked over. The excursions hopefully include dog sledding in Sweden, a trek by Via Ferritas routes from hut to hut in the Alps, a canoe route through France and trail riding in Greece. Hopefully.

We will be traveling mid March through mid June and will be taking everything in carry-on sized backpacks.

any advice for a carry-on size trekking/alpine pack would be appreciated

As we travel we can ship home some of our unnecessary clothing as the environment changes.

Also as we travel we will be taking rests; 1 week a month in a single location to rest and relax. During these times we occasionally buy some casual clothes specific to the region to better blend in and have as mementos.

So here is where I need your help. I have never been to Europe. I need a staple wardrobe that will keep me warm enough to enjoy Norway in March, and cool enough for Crete in May. And fit roughly in a carry-on without having me look like a fashion ignorant schmuck or a standout tourist.

Thanks so much for any advice.

EDIT: Budget? send me whatever you think. If it doesn't fit in the budget then I can at least find something like it.

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โ€œRansom? Thatโ€™s strong, but something like thatโ€ -quote from this schmuck who refused to give Pujols the ball back after offers of a trade for signed merchandise
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LPT: If you ask for someoneโ€™s address, save it in their contact info on your phone so you donโ€™t have to ask for it every time you plan to return, and run the risk of looking like a schmuck.
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See u/comrade_schmuck for the original
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Residents of r/teenagers, I just want to let all of you know that if an overweight, unattractive schmuck like me (right) can get a girl, you all can too! Be who you are, and you will find someone who loves you for it!

https://preview.redd.it/gi9eipgrrr631.jpg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59a650c2f612b022423522b56f84ca7f0a54cdf3

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Do not diss the restaurant critic: "Diner for Schmucks" by Alan Richman gq.com/food-travel/alan-rโ€ฆ
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TIL the word "schmuck" is Yiddish for penis en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schโ€ฆ
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Starting a campaign and looking for some pointers? Here are the Top 5 Things to Avoid as a New DM according to a random schmuck reddit.com/r/DnD/commentsโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Time4aCrusade
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Peace talks are for schmucks
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Siessfires
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Found innocently waiting for some poor schmuck to come along...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jayesnathanson1
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Am I the only schmuck who is thinking about double-dipping the game for both consoles?

I originally purchased RDRII for the PS4 Pro because that is where my family and friends play. However, some are not getting until Christmas and online isnโ€™t out yet (albeit we will probably hear something soon). So, with the free time I had, I decided to rent the game for the Xbox One X, you know, to see how much of a graphical difference there really is. I wish I would not have done that...

I know there are many who will say that there isnโ€™t that much of a difference, but I can surely tell. The X is really so much more crisp and clear. I donโ€™t know if it is in my head, FreeSync or what, but I think it runs a bit more smoothly, too. Now, I am thinking about purchasing it for the X.

I was just wondering if anyone else has had, or is having the same thoughts.

Thanks in advance for your responses and conversation.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tim_the_great
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Zach confirmed that it'll be Lyle McDouchebag and Chris Ray Gun for the next episode of Schmucks. twitter.com/psychicpebbleโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Cactus_Crotch
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[TOMT] [Comic] A one-panel comic of some schmuck decrying AI progress by claiming "AI can't become smarter than humans because it can't do X" for more and more outrageous Xs

AFAIK, the points were written on sticky notes and recent AI milestones like chess, go, music composition, etc. were crossed out.

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Can someone write a guide for exactly what I should do to claim my HEX? I have no idea what to do. Oh, and make it a sticky so all the other schmucks that come in here can add to the ecosystem too.
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"Better to be king for a night, than schmuck for a lifetime!" - Rupert Pupkin from The King of Comedy
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/alotofrandomcrap
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Crazy incident witnessed some schmucks's buddy v.redd.it/ne6qwadalbt41
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"Better to be king for a night, than schmuck for a lifetime!"-Rupert Pupkin from The King of Comedy alotofrandomcrap.wordpresโ€ฆ
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Science isn't data-based and Neil DeGrasse Tyson is a "leftist schmuck" for believing in "anthropomorphic climate change." np.reddit.com/r/Conservatโ€ฆ
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Oy vey, the afterlife is full of schmucks Elmo, schmucks.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/widowwarmer1
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Brace Yourselves. Now that the Resident Evil 3 remake is officially out the next two James And Mike Mondays might be on the original and the remake. Which if it's like the last ones they well be complete garbage. Capcom, please watch those terrible videos and dont sponsor these schmucks again.
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Today is my 47th bday. Cancer survivor, blue-collar schmuck, and I made it to the top of r/all (which makes me better than all of you losers combined). Letโ€™s see what you got, you heartless monsters.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Marvin_k2000
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Have to give the schmuck credit for working Christmas Eve. He is an imbecile but at least a dedicated imbecile.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Radar7167
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Peter Schmuck's Camden Yards 25 for 25: The best of Oriole Park after 25 years - Baltimore Sun baltimoresun.com/sports/oโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Tomjr78
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Schmucks of the World, Unite - shills for more military spending lewrockwell.com/2018/07/eโ€ฆ
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