How does James Bond’s doorbell introduce itself?

Dong. Ding Dong

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hungytoaster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How do you tell the difference between a male door and a female door?

One has a ding-dong and the other has knockers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What do you sing when a witch gets married?

Ding! Dong! The witch is wed!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AssCumBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My daughter insists she is becoming a Southern Belle.

I told her she is my favorite ding-dong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpazMasterK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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My girlfriend got me aroused, then grabbed her stuff and left.

I got ding-dong ditched

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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What is the name of Bangkok's twin city?

Ding dong.

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The owner of hostess just brought the playboy mansion

Guess he really liked ho-hos and ding dongs

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2016
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Sunday Morning Sex

Dad sent this yesterday. Ouch.

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95 year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, "He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning." Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. "Oh no, my dear," replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and out on the Dong." She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come along."

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