its got hard covers to wich means its ultra new
and i got "the prince of milk" bruh this is epic
because i'm really bored and now i'm curious what is considered the best book.
Mine's cabin fever.
First post in reddit...here we go.
So basically I was Primary 4 (Grade 4 for you Americans) at that time. As a kid, and even now still, I always hated using school/public restrooms. It was disgusting, you had no privacy and overall just a shitty situation. So in school as a kid I would always avoid the restrooms. Even if I had to take a massive shit I would always hold it in, got pretty good at it too. But there was this one day, my memories a bit fuzzy since its been years but I won't ever forget the experience, on that day it was recess, I had my bag with me. Don't know why but I did.
Suddenly, I had the urge to take a massive shit, no big deal right? Just hold it in as usual. But I didn't know if my 10 year old self just forgot that or if it was some monstrous poo that was too painful for my kid self go hold in. Either way, I quickly rushed to the restroom and started doing the No.2. There are always unspoken rules about shitting in a public toilet, mainly, check to see if there was toilet paper before you start shitting. Now you see, my 10 year old self forgot that rule, and after I was done shitting, I finally checked. You guys would probably piss yourself laughing if you saw the state of panic that my kid self was displaying when he realized there was no toiled paper.
Now what would a normal person do in this situation? Just simply ask for someone in the restroom for some toilet paper right? Oh you thought that's what I did? You must be mistaken then for I am without a doubt, not normal. My kid self heard the people going in and out of the restroom but since anxiety likes messing with my life so much, I couldn't even blurt anything out. I was too shocked and embarrassed that if I asked for toilet paper the people in the restroom would just laugh at me once I got out.
So what did I do next? Im sure the title already gave it away. Remember I still had my bag with me. So I dug inside to see if I had any items that was worth sacrificing. I will never forget when I held the Diary of a Wimpy Kid book in my hand, contempleting wheather or not I should use it. I still remember the book, The Last Straw. After some seconds I started tearing the pages of the book and started to wipe myself.
You thought the story ended there? Nope. Since I was using pages from a book instead of actual toilet paper, the amount I used was way more than what I would have used if I had used toilet paper. And my kid self, decided to just throw it down the toilet like I was
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Entertainment's Middle Reader revision for this week had us take down all copies of the Diary of a Wimpy Kid series. Only to replace them with differently UPC'd / DPCI'd copies of the same exact titles in the same exact spot.
Just seems like a waste of time and trees to me, but as my dad always put it - "It's job security."
Diary of a Wimpy Kid came out in April of 2007, meaning that kids born this year are either eleven or twelve. This is the typical age of students who are just starting middle school. Just about where Greg was in book 1
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