Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
The Devil went down to the shoemakers
He was looking for a new pair of soles.
What does the Finnish devil use to wash their hands?
Why is the devil in jail?
He was charged with possession
Someone stole the Devil’s wig.
There’s going to be hell toupee.
Where does the devil go to let loose?
What does the devil's nurse practice?
What did the Devil realize on Easter?
He had made a grave mistake.
What kind of wig did the Devil have to wear when he began losing his hair?
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?
He sold his soul to Santa.
Why is the Church of Satan tax exempt?
They’re a non prophet organization
Whys the devil always mad?
Did you hear they arrested the devil?
Yeah, they got him on possession.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshippers?
They’re chanting “Hail Santa!”
The devil was talking to me last night
I depressed the hell out of him
Still need to settle my debt with the devil for the wig I had off him before it goes any further
Or there will be hell toupee
How do you convert a Satanist?
What is Satan’s favorite thing to have for breakfast?
Autocorrect is the work of the Devil
Whoever invented it should go straight to Hello.
[Red and burrowed from Quora.]
Yesterday, the devil invited a barber to come give him a new do.
Long time listener first time caller
Funny how we eat the devils eggs on the day the lord has risen.
Whoever keeps stealing the Devil's Hairpieces....
There's gonna be Hell toupee
How do you make the devil evil?
What's the downside of dating the Devil?
He's the possessive type.
My friend opened a small restaurant that caters to devil worshipers!
He hopes his beastro goes down well.
why didn't the priest read the T&Cs?
Because the devil's in the details!
What is the devil's favorite mayonnaise?
Why can't the devil make money off of Youtube?
Because he keeps getting demonetized.
Why couldn't the Devil find any cheese?
I called in an order for pickup at my local vegan grocery, but they said they don't serve devil worshipers...
All I said was: kale, seitan.
I have seen a lot of NSFW jokes on this sub recently. If you can't tell a joke to your kids, it's not a "dad joke" it's just a pun.
They're also pun-ishingly bad! You should be pun-alized for it!
Edit: >!I normally don't do this but let me explain the joke/post. Please notice the pun-chline below the title.!<
>!The idea behind this post was to make a pun out of the controversial topic of this sub and nothing else.!<
>!I'm the "devil's advocate" when it comes to both sides. I love both SFW and NSFW dad jokes. Also, there are many prude cultures in the world where parents don't use NSFW jokes with their kids even as an adult so it makes sense why they won't think an NSFW joke is not a dad joke. Reddit is not limited to western culture.!<
Edit 2: A lot of people have been sharing links in this post. Don't click them. They might be scammers.
What is the Devil's favorite spice?
Puns are the devil's work so I have nun.
Doctor ask, "Do you exercise often?"
No, but I was baptized as an infant.
What did the evil chicken lay?
With Lil Nas X's Satan Shoes, the devil can finally steal our soles.
What happens when you give the Devil two eyes and turn him around?
He becomes Livid.
I'll see myself out now.
lil Nas X sold his sole to the devil..
If the devil were to go bald...
I bet there would be hell toupee.
Bought some deviled eggs recently.
What did the dentist say to the devil?
The power of crest compelles you!
came up with that in seminary class
Did you hear, they arrested the devil?
Yeah, they got him for possesion
What did the evil chicken lay?
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